Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
My God can beat up your god.
See what I did there? Mine's capitalized. Already, he sounds more important than your puny, wannabe 'god'.
Heck, since we're all making this stuff up, I think I'll go polytheist. And go ALL CAPS.
My GODS can beat up your god.
My Pantheon can beat your pantheon!
My Pantheon has a Supreme God! He has a special name: LMGHT GD
(he doesn't use vowels ... makes him more mysterious)
All the lesser gods worship him - so he demoted them and called them
SAINTS and ANGELS (plus some other weird sht that I wont mention)
Now throughout history (all 557 years of it) mankind has screwed up. Last
time LMGHT GD decided to give us one last chance and impregnated a
woman who gave birth to a demigod who saved us all by being executed.
Now that's what I call a Religion!