25 Apr 13
Originally posted by whodeyHe's a jolly giant, not a golly giant. 🙄
Inspired by one of Dasa's threads, I've started a thread on the Golly Green Giant.
So is he real or not? I've seen him do commercials but for some odd reason there are those here who question his existence.
As the Golly Green Giant would say, "Ho, ho, ho".
25 Apr 13
Originally posted by whodeyDasa never asks if something he believes is real, he states it as fact and then insults everyone else for not believing in it.
Inspired by one of Dasa's threads, I've started a thread on the Golly Green Giant.
So is he real or not?
But what's your point? As with questions of Gods existence, you have to define what the 'Golly Green Giant' is before discussing his existence. I see pictures by that name on the internet, and hes got a Wikipedia page. Its also apparently the name of three helicopters.
25 Apr 13
4 edits
Originally posted by whodeyOf course he is real:
Inspired by one of Dasa's threads, I've started a thread on the Golly Green Giant.
So is he real or not? I've seen him do commercials but for some odd reason there are those here who question his existence.
As the Golly Green Giant would say, "Ho, ho, ho".
1 Lots of people think he is real.
2 I have a piece of paper from the 50s which has a faint impression of his face on it. How do you explain that?
3 Have you ever created a Jolly Green Giant in a test tube?
4 Wouldn't life be meaningless without a Jolly Green Giant?
5 I draw huge comfort from the Jolly Green Giant.
6 What harm does the Jolly Green Giant do?
7 Only evil and stupid people believe in the Big Friendly Giant. I mean, how ridiculous is that? Just because lots of people believe in something doesn't make it true, does it?
8 When the Jolly Green Giant turns up, he will throw all you believers in the BFG in a great pit of fire. That's how jolly he is. Indeed, his jolliness surpasses all understanding. You have been warned.
9 The Jolly Green Giant does not punish people without reason. But, as a sign of his jolliness, he will have to order your execution for eating sweetcorn on a Saturday. But, hey, you were warned.
10 At the end of the day (sigh), it's obvious that the Jolly Green Giant exists. And you can't prove that he doesn't, can you?
QED.
P.S. Can I have 10% of your money?
25 Apr 13
Originally posted by twhiteheadWell that's more evidence for his existence than there is for most gods.
Dasa never asks if something he believes is real, he states it as fact and then insults everyone else for not believing in it.
But what's your point? As with questions of Gods existence, you have to define what the 'Golly Green Giant' is before discussing his existence. I see pictures by that name on the internet, and hes got a Wikipedia page. Its also apparently the name of three helicopters.