Originally posted by whodey
Inspired by one of Dasa's threads, I've started a thread on the Golly Green Giant.
So is he real or not? I've seen him do commercials but for some odd reason there are those here who question his existence.
As the Golly Green Giant would say, "Ho, ho, ho".
Of course he is real:
1 Lots of people think he is real.
2 I have a piece of paper from the 50s which has a faint impression of his face on it. How do you explain that?
3 Have you ever created a Jolly Green Giant in a test tube?
4 Wouldn't life be meaningless without a Jolly Green Giant?
5 I draw huge comfort from the Jolly Green Giant.
6 What harm does the Jolly Green Giant do?
7 Only evil and stupid people believe in the Big Friendly Giant. I mean, how ridiculous is that? Just because lots of people believe in something doesn't make it true, does it?
8 When the Jolly Green Giant turns up, he will throw all you believers in the BFG in a great pit of fire. That's
how jolly he is. Indeed, his jolliness surpasses all understanding. You have been warned.
9 The Jolly Green Giant does not punish people without reason. But, as a sign of his jolliness, he will have to order your execution for eating sweetcorn on a Saturday. But, hey, you were warned.
10 At the end of the day (sigh), it's obvious that the Jolly Green Giant exists. And you can't prove that he doesn't, can you?
P.S. Can I have 10% of your money?