1. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    08 May '05 04:08
    I went to my wife's God-son's first communion today. When it was over people slowly moved out... I went out myself just to get some air (I get the same way at the mall, nothing to do with church)

    I was in the entery way with one other person, and I noticed there were thumb tacks in every poster that was on a bilboard. Pins in eyes, heads, bellys, nose... more places... more....

    Gah! I was very much like... what? I'm not all about going to Church... but I didn't expect to see something like that. I began to pull them out. I began to pull tacks out of a few images, and got to the picture of the guy who was doing the sermon. Tacks in his eyes, nostrils, ears, and all over!

    Well, I reach up and someone walks in. He says, "What in God's name are you doing?" He was all dressed up young looking guy, like a priest in training or something? Who knows.... but there I was.

    I had my fingers on the first pin, still stuck in the eye and he was looking at me like I was... well.... sticking pins in that priest's eyes.

    (Is there any way out for our hero? Stay tuned!)

    ES

    based on an almost true story, nothing like this[b]
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    08 May '05 04:281 edit
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    I went to my wife's God-son's first communion today. When it was over people slowly moved out... I went out myself just to get some air (I get the same way at the mall, nothing to do with church)

    I was in the entery way with one ot ...[text shortened]... )

    ES

    based on an almost true story, nothing like this
    Fantastic. I'm awaiting the second instalment with great anticipation, and just a touch of dread. The setting especially fills me with horror.
  3. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    08 May '05 04:42
    Well, there I was. With a pin in the eye of a Priest on the billboard on the wall of a church where the Priest was giving a surmon. Goodness me, and it's not like I couldn't have seen it coming. I knew I should have walked past like everyone else had done. Perhaps no one noticed, or they turned a blind eye.

    I was foolish enough to get upset and do something. Now I would pay the price... as many have said to me before, 'No good deed goes unpunished'. I'm still holding that tack, mind you!

    "Um, it's not what this looks like." Is what I said, and it came out rather honest I thought. Still he was giving me the eye. "Really, I'm pulling these out".

    He looked deep into my eyes and saw past what I was doing... he looked into my brain and heart and knew the things I tried to forget, and the things I would never tell any of you! He saw right into me....

    He said, "Come with me."

    I was suddenly surrounded by no less than 40 minus 33 men in white robes holding tall staffs. They pushed me sideways into a secret hall and I was ushered through ancient stone halls to a large wooden door.

    I was crying like a little girl.

    (Stay tuned!)
  4. Standard memberRBHILL
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    08 May '05 04:501 edit
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    I went to my wife's God-son's first communion today. When it was over people slowly moved out... I went out myself just to get some air (I get the same way at the mall, nothing to do with church)

    I was in the entery way with one ot ...[text shortened]...
    ES

    based on an almost true story, nothing like this[b]
    So I see he blames God for your sin. LOL.
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    08 May '05 04:51
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    So I see he blames God for your sin. LOL.
    Explain that, please... I don't follow?

    T
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    08 May '05 04:53
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    I went to my wife's God-son's first communion today. When it was over people slowly moved out... I went out myself just to get some air (I get the same way at the mall, nothing to do with church)

    I was in the entery way with one other person, and I noticed there were thumb tacks in every poster that was on a bilboard. Pins in eyes, heads, bellys, n ...[text shortened]... for our hero? Stay tuned!)

    ES

    based on an almost true story, nothing like this[b]
    When he said "What in God's name."
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    08 May '05 05:041 edit
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    When he said "What in God's name."
    Lol!

    Edit! How did I sin? I was pulling them out!
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    08 May '05 05:06
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Lol!

    [b]Edit!
    How did I sin? I was pulling them out![/b]
    No, I know but he probably thought that you did it.
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    08 May '05 05:09
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    No, I know but he probably thought that you did it.
    The only part of my story that is true is I pulled the tacks... I made up the rest based on my fear of someone thinking I did do it! If you would like, make up a part of this story... I'd love to see where you bring it!

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    10 May '05 08:27
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Lol!

    [b]Edit!
    How did I sin? I was pulling them out![/b]
    YOU Lied
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    10 May '05 09:00
    Originally posted by blindfaith101
    YOU Lied
    Well that's what you get from PtBOB
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    10 May '05 17:101 edit
    Originally posted by blindfaith101
    YOU Lied
    Yes, he sure did!
  13. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    10 May '05 17:45
    Originally posted by blindfaith101
    YOU Lied
    Are you saying writing is a sin?

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    10 May '05 17:52
    Originally posted by Starrman
    Well that's what you get from PtBOB
    I seem to remember reading a post about someone cheating on their
    girlfriend.
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    10 May '05 18:01
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Are you saying writing is a sin?

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    Making up stories involving god is a sin, therefore the bible writers burn.
    QED
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