I went to my wife's God-son's first communion today. When it was over people slowly moved out... I went out myself just to get some air (I get the same way at the mall, nothing to do with church)
I was in the entery way with one other person, and I noticed there were thumb tacks in every poster that was on a bilboard. Pins in eyes, heads, bellys, nose... more places... more....
Gah! I was very much like... what? I'm not all about going to Church... but I didn't expect to see something like that. I began to pull them out. I began to pull tacks out of a few images, and got to the picture of the guy who was doing the sermon. Tacks in his eyes, nostrils, ears, and all over!
Well, I reach up and someone walks in. He says, "What in God's name are you doing?" He was all dressed up young looking guy, like a priest in training or something? Who knows.... but there I was.
I had my fingers on the first pin, still stuck in the eye and he was looking at me like I was... well.... sticking pins in that priest's eyes.
(Is there any way out for our hero? Stay tuned!)
based on an almost true story, nothing like this[b]