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Happy Chanukkah

Happy Chanukkah

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This is the holiday all you Bible thumpers should really be celebrating if you took Jesus seriously (hey he celebrated it):

http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday7.htm

So light up your menorah, get the dreidels out and fry up some delicious latkes! It's what JC would have done!

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Originally posted by no1marauder
This is the holiday all you Bible thumpers should really be celebrating if you took Jesus seriously (hey he celebrated it):

http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday7.htm

So light up your menorah, get the dreidels out and fry up some delicious latkes! It's what JC would have done!
They really should get a different web address. It looks like "jewfag.org"

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Originally posted by kirksey957
They really should get a different web address. It looks like "jewfag.org"
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...................

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...................
Absolutely! I agree.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
This is the holiday all you Bible thumpers should really be celebrating if you took Jesus seriously (hey he celebrated it):

http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday7.htm

So light up your menorah, get the dreidels out and fry up some delicious latkes! It's what JC would have done!
He was also circumcised, a carpenter, and technically homeless as an adult. I'm not sure how far you want to go...













PS -- just being difficult tonight, not intentionally obnoxious...

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Yes, Happy Hannakah to my Jewish brothers and sisters. Remember, Jesus died for you too.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
This is the holiday all you Bible thumpers should really be celebrating if you took Jesus seriously (hey he celebrated it):

http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday7.htm

So light up your menorah, get the dreidels out and fry up some delicious latkes! It's what JC would have done!
An interesting thought...perhaps you are correct. 😏

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Originally posted by no1marauder
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So light up your menorah, get the dreidels out and fry up some delicious latkes! It's what JC would have done!
This year we made a menorah, a dreidel, and latkes. It's ironic that you would mention it. 😛

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The Wolfpack's man in the Holy Land reports that there are tackyass plastic menorahs attached to some streetlights in Jerusalem, just like the tackyass Christmas lights similarly placed in "Christian" cities.

Anyway, in this thread's spirit of bein' like JC, I'm off to pick up a hooker and get her to wash my feet with her hair.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
This is the holiday all you Bible thumpers should really be celebrating if you took Jesus seriously (hey he celebrated it):

http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday7.htm

So light up your menorah, get the dreidels out and fry up some delicious latkes! It's what JC would have done!
real Christians don't follow Jesus Christ. I think that is the way they take hims seriously.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
The Wolfpack's man in the Holy Land reports that there are tackyass plastic menorahs attached to some streetlights in Jerusalem, just like the tackyass Christmas lights similarly placed in "Christian" cities.

Anyway, in this thread's spirit of bein' like JC, I'm off to pick up a hooker and get her to wash my feet with her hair.
Yo, L'il CL, were you able to pitch a tent in the spirit of the shepherds who were abiding their flocks by night?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo, L'il CL, were you able to pitch a tent in the spirit of the shepherds who were abiding their flocks by night?
LOL, no, unfortunately. "I'm off to pick up a hooker" is secret CL-code for "I'm off to work".

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
LOL, no, unfortunately. "I'm off to pick up a hooker" is secret CL-code for "I'm off to work".
Cool! I may give it a try tomorrow morning when I leave for work.