Originally posted by @secondson
Never heard that said before.
Yeah, just WHO would say something as dumb as that?
You know, why is it men allegedly rolled the stone in front of the 'grave' of JC but men could not possibly have rolled it back? Bible says JC was lathered in healing ointments, not something that would be done to a dead person.
In the book, Jesus lived in India, that story goes like this: He didn't die on the cross, and his buddies bribed the guards and they cut him down only 12 hours or less after he was put up on the cross and they covered him in healing lotions like aloe to help him recover, and he did.
Next he knew full well the Romans would not be so gentle next time so he beat it out of town up the silk road, where he founded several monasteries along the way and died in Kashmir, where supporting evidence in fact is there but cannot be analysed because of the war torn situation there.
There is a grave with half moon shapes drawn on the feet of the person in the grave and there would be no other reason except for someone with bad injuries to his foot.
So he told his followers to make up the cock and bull story of resurrection and ascending into heaven.
Sure, it could happen.
Sure, I could also jump off a thousand foot high cliff and spread my arms and flap real hard and safely land on the ground below.