1. Donationkirksey957
    Outkast
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    15 Dec '07 20:03
    Yo, today I did my good deed for all the chillrens of my area. I dressed up as Santa Claus and entertained their sorry entitled asses as they told me what they wanted for Christmas. Pink must be the "in" color this year. They all want a pink laptop or a pink razor phone. Also a lot of Nintendo DS which must be for "dumb sheet". Anyway this here outfit made me feel like I was smothering. It felt like it was 95 degrees. I tried to get some of the mommas to sit on my lap, but didn't have any takers. I'm way to cynical to do that again. All I could think of was "bitch please" with these things they wanted. One little girl wanted a horse. I asked her how the horse was going to fit down the chimney. Chillrens just don't think sometimes.
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    15 Dec '07 20:161 edit
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Yo, today I did my good deed for all the chillrens of my area. I dressed up as Santa Claus and entertained their sorry entitled asses as they told me what they wanted for Christmas. Pink must be the "in" color this year. They all want a pink laptop or a pink razor phone. Also a lot of Nintendo DS which must be for "dumb sheet". Anyway this here outfi how the horse was going to fit down the chimney. Chillrens just don't think sometimes.
    Hell redefined.

    Hell is the ultimate escape from God. It is the last place one can hide himself where he can have nothing to do with God. It is a place where one cannot leave, not because angels keep you in a prison, but because everywhere else would yield the agony of being in the light and love of God.

    To step out of hell into the presence of the One who loved you and came to die on the cross for you would be a torment of self hatred worse than the punishment of fire. The self hatred that will arise in the lost sinner's soul at seeing what love he has spurned and rejected compels him to hide forever in hell.

    There in hell his sinning ceases, probably because he is too occupied with pain. Otherwise there would be endless seditions and rebellions, crimes against one another. The torments of hell mercifully keep every lost one pre-occupied with their own suffering that they cannot perform their evils against one another.

    Hell is the ultimate escape place from God where the lost gets what he wants - himself for eternity.

    The good news is that on Calvary the Son of God went to hell on behalf of us all that we need not go if we believe into Him.
  3. Donationrwingett
    Ming the Merciless
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    15 Dec '07 20:47
    Originally posted by jaywill
    Hell redefined.

    Hell is the ultimate escape from God. It is the last place one can hide himself where he can have nothing to do with God. It is a place where one cannot leave, not because angels keep you in a prison, but because everywhere else would yield the agony of being in the light and love of God.

    To step out of hell into the presence of the ...[text shortened]... ary the Son of God went to hell on behalf of us all that we need not go if we believe into Him.
    Thanks for ruining the party.
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    16 Dec '07 02:14
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Yo, today I did my good deed for all the chillrens of my area. I dressed up as Santa Claus and entertained their sorry entitled asses as they told me what they wanted for Christmas. Pink must be the "in" color this year. They all want a pink laptop or a pink razor phone. Also a lot of Nintendo DS which must be for "dumb sheet". Anyway this here outfi ...[text shortened]... how the horse was going to fit down the chimney. Chillrens just don't think sometimes.
    Yes but there is no blaming God. After all, you put yourself there!!! 😉
  5. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    Tha Brotha Hood
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    16 Dec '07 02:23
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Yo, today I did my good deed for all the chillrens of my area. I dressed up as Santa Claus and entertained their sorry entitled asses as they told me what they wanted for Christmas. Pink must be the "in" color this year. They all want a pink laptop or a pink razor phone. Also a lot of Nintendo DS which must be for "dumb sheet". Anyway this here outfi ...[text shortened]... how the horse was going to fit down the chimney. Chillrens just don't think sometimes.
    A black Santa. Just imagine it!
  6. Donationkirksey957
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    16 Dec '07 04:42
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    A black Santa. Just imagine it!
    Plus Mrs. Claus was white. That really messed with the chillrens.
  7. Standard memberRed Night
    RHP Prophet
    pursuing happiness
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    17 Dec '07 22:56
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    A black Santa. Just imagine it!
    They have black Santas all over the place...but not in the chair that Kirk was sitting in.
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    17 Dec '07 23:37
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    A black Santa. Just imagine it!
    The children don't even notice.
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    17 Dec '07 23:40
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Yo, today I did my good deed for all the chillrens of my area. I dressed up as Santa Claus and entertained their sorry entitled asses as they told me what they wanted for Christmas. Pink must be the "in" color this year. They all want a pink laptop or a pink razor phone. Also a lot of Nintendo DS which must be for "dumb sheet". Anyway this here outfi ...[text shortened]... how the horse was going to fit down the chimney. Chillrens just don't think sometimes.
    If they could think they would have known you weren't the real Santa.

    By the way, who is the real Santa?
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