Hilarious quotes

"He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened."
- On Stanley Baldwin

"An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer."
-Winston Churchill

Originally posted by Darfius
"He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened."
- On Stanley Baldwin

"An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer."
-Winston Churchill

Most amusing. Could you please give me the reference for the Churchill quote please. I have looked through my books but cannot find it.

Try:
The more I study religion, the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
-- Sir Richard Burton, in James A. Haught (editor) "2000 Years of Disbelief"

Originally posted by Darfius
"An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer."
-Winston Churchill[/b]

Found it now. You took it from your religious website: http://discussions.godandscience.org/about424-45.html

I see that the poster of this quote didn't attribute the quote...or do you have another source?

Originally posted by Maustrauser
Found it now. You took it from your religious website: http://discussions.godandscience.org/about424-45.html

I see that the poster of this quote didn't attribute the quote...or do you have another source?

I was under the impression he attributed it to Winston. If you don't think it's correct, I'll fix it to read Anonymous.

A couple which I think are worthy of this little game of tennis Darfius wishes to play:

"I wish to propose for the reader's favourable consideration a doctrine which may, I fear, appear wildly paradoxical and subversive. The doctrine in question is this: that it is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true." - Bertrand Russell

"My spell-checker lacks the word 'creationism' in its dictionary, so each time that word is encountered, an alternative pops up at the bottom of my screen, 'cretinism'" - E.T. Babinski

and my personal favourite...

"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over" - Frank Zappa (Heavenly bank account, 1981)

An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care who wins.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Pcaspian: "If there were no God, there would be no atheists.

Gilbert K. Chesterton"



😀 😵 😀

Originally posted by pcaspian
An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care who wins.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

lol, on the contrary, there is no god and I'm still an atheist 🙂