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Homosexuals make baby Jesus Cry.

Homosexuals make baby Jesus Cry.

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Originally posted by Crowley
You have me confused with User 97084.

I don't like lamb.
😠

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I had a dream, a disturbing dream, where Jesus spoke to me and told me that homosexuality was evil in the eyes of the Lord. He specifically referenced this User 734654 as being damned to the 7th plane of Hell for sinful carnal acts. Disgusting pervert... and seriously, was all the sheep molesting really necessary?!
The sheep send their best and wonder what time to expect you tonight.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Come on now, this never gets old! HA!

Plus, its even funnier the second time around! Not to mention the fact that I've tied in baby Jesus, homosexuals and sheep molesting! How can you go wrong with that combination?
That is definitely a 'wait and see' proposition. Don't you worry about a thing, though. I've heard God has a great sense of humor.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I've heard God has a great sense of humor.
I assure you that He does, you're living proof afterall.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I had a dream, a disturbing dream, where Jesus spoke to me and told me that homosexuality was evil in the eyes of the Lord. He specifically referenced this User 734654 as being damned to the 7th plane of Hell for sinful carnal acts. Disgusting pervert... and seriously, was all the sheep molesting really necessary?!
Busted ! ...... 😳 🙄

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I assure you that He does, you're living proof afterall.
No doubt. Wanna see the punchline?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I had a dream, a disturbing dream, where Jesus spoke to me and told me that homosexuality was evil in the eyes of the Lord. He specifically referenced this User 734654 as being damned to the 7th plane of Hell for sinful carnal acts. Disgusting pervert... and seriously, was all the sheep molesting really necessary?!
Very nice. You had me there for a moment. Rec'd.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I had a dream, a disturbing dream, where Jesus spoke to me and told me that homosexuality was evil in the eyes of the Lord. He specifically referenced this User 734654 as being damned to the 7th plane of Hell for sinful carnal acts. Disgusting pervert... and seriously, was all the sheep molesting really necessary?!
Nice one.

Only gave you half a rec but when I checked your profile, you had the DK lyrics so you earned another half for those!!

Actually, this is a quality post.

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I'm not Gay

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I had a dream, a disturbing dream, where Jesus spoke to me and told me that homosexuality was evil in the eyes of the Lord. He specifically referenced this User 734654 as being damned to the 7th plane of Hell for sinful carnal acts. Disgusting pervert... and seriously, was all the sheep molesting really necessary?!
You're really getting a lot of milage out of this joke, aren't you?

Nemesio

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I'm user734654 I'm not gay I'm a chirstain 😲😠:'(

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someone fix this

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I had a dream, a disturbing dream, where Jesus spoke to me and told me that homosexuality was evil in the eyes of the Lord. He specifically referenced this User 734654 as being damned to the 7th plane of Hell for sinful carnal acts. Disgusting pervert... and seriously, was all the sheep molesting really necessary?!
[edit; sees the joke]

Idiot.

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How did you know?