Adam and Eve were apes??

Originally posted by dale21
Adam and Eve were apes??

Originally posted by catfoodtim
but why would a snake speak to a lady ape? it wouldnt understand what the snake was saying.

it is common knowledge that all animals are telepathic and can understand each others languages and dialects. Who said the forbidden fruit was an apple? I beleive it to be a melon. Of course the ape lady Eve didnt need a fig leaf, she had more hair than she knew what to do with it. Your right i should copyright this, its gold dust.

Those were illogical times, Tim. Think of that old number "Yes, we have no bananas!"

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Those were illogical times, Tim. Think of that old number "Yes, we have no bananas!"

Adam and Eve, the singing apes of Eden? I wouldn't put it past them. They've been around the block a few times they have always going on about their bloody bananas.

Yes, but they are very apeeling.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
so, just so i am clear on the story of creation: god created two apes, a boy ape and a lady ape. god warned them not to eat his melon, but a snake telepathically told them to go right ahead. one melon later god boots them out of the ga ...[text shortened]... war 2? i feel this is a major flaw in your compelling case.