Originally posted by catfoodtim
dale21, if you're interested in starting a religion just give me a shout.
couple of questions first:
1)what became of the original bad telepathic snake that caused this whole mess?
2)what did god evolve into? and did it hurt it?
the first ape nation? wow. how do i apply for citizenship?
Well starting a religion does sound appealing, but they have such a bad reputation, so we ll call it an institution...."The Inconceivable Truth"(T.I.T)
I ll be glad to answer your questions.
1)The original Snake was called Santa (why they anagramed it to Satan i ll never know). He was particularly gifted in the art of telepathy and West end market trading. He could sell ice to the eskimos, and of course melons to the apes.
2)God evolved more than once. In fact 47times, called the epok-change, and as he has reached full evo-level, he cant change no more. He started as a snail, and reached apehood by the 4th stage, where he aquired the creation level up ability. Thus making a couple of little versions of himself.
3)Shortly after eating the melon and being cast out, eve found that she got rather hot and swetty, and was rather uncomfortable. Picking up on eves telepathic signal, market trader santa sold her a range of new cosmetic products. One of which was a state of the art Flint bladed razor. After a few painful attempts Eve became far less hairy in vital regions.
Simple.your Citizenship is stil being processed.