it is common knowledge that all animals are telepathic and can understand each others languages and dialects. Who said the forbidden fruit was an apple? I beleive it to be a melon. Of course the ape lady Eve didnt need a fig leaf, she had more hair than she knew what to do with it. Your right i should copyright this, its gold dust.
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Originally posted by catfoodtimYour missing a couple of links in the chain my good friend. God was at first an ape, but evolved. Having no banana's only furthers the arguement for the first ape nation, theyve obviously eaten them all.
so, just so i am clear on the story of creation: god created two apes, a boy ape and a lady ape. god warned them not to eat his melon, but a snake telepathically told them to go right ahead. one melon later god boots them out of the ga ...[text shortened]... war 2? i feel this is a major flaw in your compelling case.
The rest of what you said tho was accurate. Eve had more hair than adam! Melons are stil forbidden (to apes), and snakes are telepathic but on a level we havent come to understand yet. Any other bible queries you want me to iron out for you?
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