How different religions fight fire:
During a recent gathering of different faiths, a secretary rushed in
shouting, "The building is on fire!"
The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.
The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"
The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.
The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.
The Jews posted symbols on the door hoping the fire would pass.
The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"
The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.
The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"
The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.
The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.
The Pentecostals said, "It's the Holy Spirit!"
The Muslims vowed that the fire was a declaration of Holy War.
The Seventh Day Adventists were not in attendance because they did not like the day that the meeting was held.
The Amish formed a bucket brigade.
The Worldwide Church of God made an award winning video of the whole event, sold the video and made only enough money to cover the cost of production.
The Televangelists declared that the fire was retribution for the sins of the church. Please call and pledge generously if you want this message to continue.
Meanwhile, the secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.
The Mormons, having arrived fifteen minutes late, missed the fire