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How to spot a false prophet

How to spot a false prophet

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Duet. 18:. 20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD ?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.



hhhhmmm..who has made predictions that has not come true? hmmmmmm.....

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Originally posted by duecer
Duet. 18:. 20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD ?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come ...[text shortened]... afraid of him.



hhhhmmm..who has made predictions that has not come true? hmmmmmm.....
Jimmy the Greek?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Jimmy the Greek?
off with his head!😠

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Originally posted by duecer
Duet. 18:. 20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD ?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come ...[text shortened]... afraid of him.



hhhhmmm..who has made predictions that has not come true? hmmmmmm.....
Oh wait I know...

The Anabaptist Church, the Anglican Church, the Assemblies of God Church, the Baptist Church, the Calvary Chapel, the Lutheran Church, the Mennonites, the Presbyterian Church, the Roman Catholic Church, the Irvingites, the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Did I get it right?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh wait I know...

The Anabaptist Church, the Anglican Church, the Assemblies of God Church, the Baptist Church, the Calvary Chapel, the Lutheran Church, the Mennonites, the Presbyterian Church, the Roman Catholic Church, the Irvingites, the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Did I get it right?
that's correct, thank you for leaving out the Methodist, we are perfect

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Originally posted by duecer
that's correct, thank you for leaving out the Methodist, we are perfect
There are no prophets living today, and there is no need for any because God has already revealed all we need to know.

Therefore, anyone who claims to be a prophet with any new information from God is a complete idiot.

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Originally posted by duecer
off with his head!😠
Keel hall em'.

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Originally posted by duecer
that's correct, thank you for leaving out the Methodist, we are perfect
Off with their heads!! 😠

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Originally posted by whodey
Off with their heads!! 😠
wut😳

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Originally posted by josephw
There are no prophets living today, and there is no need for any because God has already revealed all we need to know.

Therefore, anyone who claims to be a prophet with any new information from God is a complete idiot.
There are no television sets today, and there is no need for any because DAVE has already repeated everything we need to watch.

Therefore, anyone who claims to have a television is a complete idiot.

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Originally posted by josephw
There are no prophets living today, and there is no need for any because God has already revealed all we need to know.

Therefore, anyone who claims to be a prophet with any new information from God is a complete idiot.
Thought terminating cliche 😞

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Originally posted by josephw
There are no prophets living today, and there is no need for any because God has already revealed all we need to know.

Therefore, anyone who claims to be a prophet with any new information from God is a complete idiot.
Premise: erroneous ( because there is no God )

Conclusion: correct ( because anyone who says he is a prophet is an idiot )

All prophets are false.

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A prophet is a spiritual seer

And a false prophet is one to not live that which he knows, which is what I have been, and for the past 7 yrs on the streets have been trying to rectify..

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Originally posted by Andrew Hamilton
Premise: erroneous ( because there is no God )

Conclusion: correct ( because anyone who says he is a prophet is an idiot )

All prophets are false.
At least I got it half right! 😕

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
There are no television sets today, and there is no need for any because DAVE has already repeated everything we need to watch.

Therefore, anyone who claims to have a television is a complete idiot.
I have no idea what you're talking about.