Hypocrites

A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor.

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down. The deacon stood up. "For our closing hymn," he announced, "let us turn to page 126 and sing, 'We shall gather at the river'."

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Originally posted by dj2becker
A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor.

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in ...[text shortened]... ng hymn," he announced, "let us turn to page 126 and sing, 'We shall gather at the river'."

Originally posted by Jack Bauer
Hahahahahahah! Nice one! Those drunk, hypocritical Christians get me laughing everytime. Ho ho ho, that was rich. Do you got any other jokes that slag Christians? I love that stuff...

My name's Jack, by the way. What's your name?

Originally posted by dj2becker
Hi. My name is Daniel.

I can't stand hypocritical Christians.

Hi. My name is Gavin.

I can't stand Christians. I haven't met a non-hypocritical one yet.

Originally posted by LemonJello
for once i agree with you -- i don't care for hypocrisy either.

question: do you think that a lot of people who call themselves christians are hypocritical (with respect to their faith), or just a small minority of them?