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I am back from the Christian Retreat.
Thanks for those who prayed for me.
I was so blessed from it. Thanks, and God Bless to you to.

Originally posted by RBHILL
I am back from the Christian Retreat.
Thanks for those who prayed for me.
I was so blessed from it. Thanks, and God Bless to you to.

I am glad you are back safely. What does one do at a Christian Retreat?

Originally posted by LemonJello
I am glad you are back safely. What does one do at a Christian Retreat?

Fawn over each other's 'salvation' in spite of explicit statements in the Bible
which would invalidate such a claim.

Originally posted by LemonJello
I am glad you are back safely. What does one do at a Christian Retreat?

Anything you feel like; if you're a Born-Again Christian God forgives all your sins no matter what you do, anyway. They could have been roasting two year olds like marshmallows and it's all cool with the Man Upstairs.

Originally posted by no1marauder
Anything you feel like; if you're a Born-Again Christian God forgives all your sins no matter what you do, anyway. They could have been roasting two year olds like marshmallows and it's all cool with the Man Upstairs.

Very funny, but perhaps you should do more research into what is okay with "the Man Upstairs."

Usually we go gather and hear motivational speakers which just get us more excited bout our brainwashing.

Originally posted by LemonJello
I am glad you are back safely. What does one do at a Christian Retreat?

Maybe they run away from the christian charge.

Originally posted by Coconut
Very funny, but perhaps you should do more research into what is okay with "the Man Upstairs."

Usually we go gather and hear motivational speakers which just get us more excited bout our brainwashing.

I was referring to the original poster's belief system which he has repeated here many times.

Originally posted by Coconut
Very funny, but perhaps you should do more research into what is okay with "the Man Upstairs."

Usually we go gather and hear motivational speakers which just get us more excited bout our brainwashing.

Are they kind of like the Nuremburg rallies?

Originally posted by Coconut
Very funny, but perhaps you should do more research into what is okay with "the Man Upstairs."

Usually we go gather and hear motivational speakers which just get us more excited bout our brainwashing.

I live and work on the top floor of my respective buildings. There is no man upstairs or, if there is, he's very quiet...

Originally posted by no1marauder
Anything you feel like; if you're a Born-Again Christian God forgives all your sins no matter what you do, anyway. They could have been roasting two year olds like marshmallows and it's all cool with the Man Upstairs.

it's o.k. to roast like two year old marshmallows with God... as long as you have kept them fresh in an airtight bag or you can get sick from eating rotten food,however rotten corn is a delicious to some here in NZ, so i'm guessing this is alright too.

Originally posted by Coconut
Usually we go gather and hear motivational speakers which just get us more excited bout our brainwashing.

That sounds plausible. I was hoping for something more daring: ouija boards, faith whales, whatnot.

Originally posted by LemonJello
That sounds plausible. I was hoping for something more daring: ouija boards, faith whales, whatnot.

Indeed, a retreat without faith whales isn't worth much. I'd also expect them to do some penting and painting, as well as repenting and repainting.

Originally posted by RBHILL
I am back from the Christian Retreat.
Thanks for those who prayed for me.
I was so blessed from it. Thanks, and God Bless to you to.

What was the best and worst part of it for you?

Originally posted by RBHILL
I am back from the Christian Retreat.
Thanks for those who prayed for me.
I was so blessed from it. Thanks, and God Bless to you to.

Did you learn some valuable Christian skills??Like 'how to be more judgemental???

Originally posted by RBHILL
I am back from the Christian Retreat.
Thanks for those who prayed for me.
I was so blessed from it. Thanks, and God Bless to you to.

Who ordered the retreat, and who were the Christians attacking?