1. Standard memberIron Monkey
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    17 Dec '07 14:521 edit
    ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
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    17 Dec '07 15:002 edits
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
    For me to believe it I would have to see the results of the paternity test.

    If they wanted to reveal the results on Maury too, I would have no problem with that. As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
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    17 Dec '07 16:52
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
    You forgot gay.
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    17 Dec '07 21:41
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
    I'd get him a psychologist.
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    17 Dec '07 23:41
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
    I would have to be out of my mind. 🙄
  6. Standard memberIron Monkey
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    18 Dec '07 03:17
    Originally posted by josephw
    I would have to be out of my mind. 🙄
    why? didn't he say 'I'll be back', or something like that?
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    18 Dec '07 03:19
    Originally posted by darvlay
    As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
    What if he/she wasn't a snappy dresser?
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    18 Dec '07 11:50
    did anyone see them die? and where
  9. Subscribermdhall
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    18 Dec '07 13:50
    Originally posted by stoker
    did anyone see them die? and where
    There was a Family Guy episode where Peter quit his job as Death and no one could die so everyone just ran around shooting eachother and stuff for kicks...

    I wonder if it would be like that.

    It'd be fun to have a friend you could shoot over and over and they wouldn't die. Great for parties.
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    18 Dec '07 14:50
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
    Why not look into being born again, since that is something that is
    supposed to be happening all the time now?
    Kelly
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    18 Dec '07 17:08
    Originally posted by darvlay
    For me to believe it I would have to see the results of the paternity test.

    If they wanted to reveal the results on Maury too, I would have no problem with that. As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
    A lie detector test on Maury?

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
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    18 Dec '07 18:065 edits
    Originally posted by Red Night
    A lie detector test on Maury?

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
    Not a lie detector test, a paternity test.

    You know?

    Maury, deliberately slow: God... Jehovah... The results are in.... You... are NOT the Father!"

    *Crowd erupts into boos while God lowers his head in relief*

    BOOOOOOO!

    God, gets up abruptly, hand on hip wagging finger at the crowd: [Censored] y'all! You don't know me! I do what I want! Ain't nobody gonna make me support this baby!

    *God walks off the stage flipping the studio audience the holy bird*
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    18 Dec '07 18:14
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
    Kill him again and see if he can replicate the experience.
  14. Standard memberIron Monkey
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    19 Dec '07 15:17
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Kill him again and see if he can replicate the experience.
    r u willing to wait another 2000 years to find out?
  15. Donationrwingett
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    19 Dec '07 15:51
    Originally posted by Iron Monkey
    r u willing to wait another 2000 years to find out?
    I shouldn't have to wait more than three days.
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