...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Originally posted by Iron Monkey ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
For me to believe it I would have to see the results of the paternity test.
If they wanted to reveal the results on Maury too, I would have no problem with that. As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
Originally posted by Iron Monkey ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Originally posted by Iron Monkey ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Originally posted by Iron Monkey ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Originally posted by darvlay As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
Originally posted by stoker did anyone see them die? and where
There was a Family Guy episode where Peter quit his job as Death and no one could die so everyone just ran around shooting eachother and stuff for kicks...
I wonder if it would be like that.
It'd be fun to have a friend you could shoot over and over and they wouldn't die. Great for parties.
Originally posted by Iron Monkey ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Why not look into being born again, since that is something that is
supposed to be happening all the time now?
Kelly
Originally posted by darvlay For me to believe it I would have to see the results of the paternity test.
If they wanted to reveal the results on Maury too, I would have no problem with that. As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
Originally posted by Red Night A lie detector test on Maury?
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Not a lie detector test, a paternity test.
You know?
Maury, deliberately slow: God... Jehovah... The results are in.... You... are NOT the Father!"
*Crowd erupts into boos while God lowers his head in relief*
BOOOOOOO!
God, gets up abruptly, hand on hip wagging finger at the crowd: [Censored] y'all! You don't know me! I do what I want! Ain't nobody gonna make me support this baby!
*God walks off the stage flipping the studio audience the holy bird*
Originally posted by Iron Monkey ...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Kill him again and see if he can replicate the experience.