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If someone today claimed to be the ressurected ...

If someone today claimed to be the ressurected ...

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...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
For me to believe it I would have to see the results of the paternity test.

If they wanted to reveal the results on Maury too, I would have no problem with that. As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
You forgot gay.

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
I'd get him a psychologist.

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
I would have to be out of my mind. 🙄

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Originally posted by josephw
I would have to be out of my mind. 🙄
why? didn't he say 'I'll be back', or something like that?

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Originally posted by darvlay
As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
What if he/she wasn't a snappy dresser?

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did anyone see them die? and where

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Originally posted by stoker
did anyone see them die? and where
There was a Family Guy episode where Peter quit his job as Death and no one could die so everyone just ran around shooting eachother and stuff for kicks...

I wonder if it would be like that.

It'd be fun to have a friend you could shoot over and over and they wouldn't die. Great for parties.

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Why not look into being born again, since that is something that is
supposed to be happening all the time now?
Kelly

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Originally posted by darvlay
For me to believe it I would have to see the results of the paternity test.

If they wanted to reveal the results on Maury too, I would have no problem with that. As long as if the claimant was proven correct, we would still be able to put him/her on a cross and gamble for their clothes.
A lie detector test on Maury?

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

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Originally posted by Red Night
A lie detector test on Maury?

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Not a lie detector test, a paternity test.

You know?

Maury, deliberately slow: God... Jehovah... The results are in.... You... are NOT the Father!"

*Crowd erupts into boos while God lowers his head in relief*

BOOOOOOO!

God, gets up abruptly, hand on hip wagging finger at the crowd: [Censored] y'all! You don't know me! I do what I want! Ain't nobody gonna make me support this baby!

*God walks off the stage flipping the studio audience the holy bird*

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
...Jesus, what would it take for you to believe this claim? Would you demand to witness a miracle? Would it make a difference if it was a woman? A Chinese person? A paraplegic? A child? A Muslim?
Kill him again and see if he can replicate the experience.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Kill him again and see if he can replicate the experience.
r u willing to wait another 2000 years to find out?

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
r u willing to wait another 2000 years to find out?
I shouldn't have to wait more than three days.