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If the earth is 12,000 years old, and God has b...

If the earth is 12,000 years old, and God has b...

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I just want to see if anyone can come up with an answer to this question, because it seems to be a bit of an inconcistency in terms of what some christians believe.

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Originally posted by MonsieurGee
I just want to see if anyone can come up with an answer to this question, because it seems to be a bit of an inconcistency in terms of what some christians believe.
You need to state your question.

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
You need to state your question.
Yes, does god in fact have b?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yes, does god in fact have b?
Yes, and now he's going to buy a vowel.

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Originally posted by MonsieurGee
I just want to see if anyone can come up with an answer to this question, because it seems to be a bit of an inconcistency in terms of what some christians believe.
well you've got to hand it to monsieurgee, no one can come up with the answer...

"if the earth is 12,000 years old and god has b? "

tough one...

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
well you've got to hand it to monsieurgee, no one can come up with the answer...

"if the earth is 12,000 years old and god has b? "

tough one...
I don't know, I think Reader answered that question as well as anyone can. He is definitely the top theologist of this thread.

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... and god has been around forever, why did s/he wait so long to create the world?

(At a guess)

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I don't know, I think Reader answered that question as well as anyone can. He is definitely the top theologist of this thread.
She.

But what vowel is God going to buy?

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Originally posted by treetalk
... and god has been around forever, why did s/he wait so long to create the world?

(At a guess)
Anticipating incoherent babble from xians about God being outside of time and other nonsense of which they heard from some apologist/preacher somewhere and have no understanding themselves . . .

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Originally posted by Nordlys
She.

But what vowel is God going to buy?
My mistake, sorry.

I'd guess an E, but then again, God works in mysterious ways, so maybe a U.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yes, does god in fact have b?
Does he mean Birthdays?

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Originally posted by telerion
Anticipating incoherent babble from xians about God being outside of time and other nonsense of which they heard from some apologist/preacher somewhere and have no understanding themselves . . .
Hey - I was drunk and trying to be helpful!

Bacchus is such an easy deity to please.

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Originally posted by treetalk
Hey - I was drunk and trying to be helpful!

Bacchus is such an easy deity to please.
Hahaha! Love it!

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If the earth is 12,000 years old, and God has body odour, when is someone going to be game enough to tell him?

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Ok, quick question. What is a xian? You'll have to excuse my ignorance. And if god has body odour which brand of deodorant do you think he uses? My housemate stinks, and he could use some God strength under arm protection. Holy Water maybe??