I'm right and you all are wrong!

I just finished the Book of Cliff Landin', god dictated it to me. How do you know he did, you say? Well, because I just told you that he did. Now you had better get on board or you are all going to hell! If you don't come to worship my god, the god of Landin', then you are doomed. Doomed I say!!!

You can buy your way into heaven though, but make all checks payable to me.

So your book also talks about Heaven and Hell? Why isn't god original...sigh

Originally posted by Maustrauser
So your book also talks about Heaven and Hell? Why isn't god original...sigh

He does seem to be a bit preoccupied with the whole heaven/hell thing. Next time he calls I'll ask him why. We don't call it heaven and hell though, we call it Colorado and Texas.

Whats the price to get in to hev... and... can we pay more to dictate what we want.. like tons of nekid hot chicks,,, Guinnie Stout... and cheddar bacon soup.. thats all i want.. well.. sex ofcourse from the hot chicks.. no taller than 5'6" red heads w' tinny boobies and a kinky streak longer than my @$%^....

Oh yeah, the more you pay, the better you got it. Kinda like the current system.

I can't stand 'book thumping Landins'.

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so how much we runn here.. is it based on yearly earnings.. a flat rate.. and what kind of benifits for how much.. i need prices..lol

Originally posted by CliffLandin
[b]I just finished the Book of Cliff Landin', god dictated it to me. How do you know he did, you say? Well, because I just told you that he did. Now you had better get on board or you are all going to hell! If you don't come to worship my god, the god of Landin', then you are doomed. Doomed I say!!!

You can buy your way into heaven though, but make all checks payable to me.[/b]

When does the book come out.. can i buy one.. does my purchase count twards my fee to get in to heven? Is there gunna be a church.. if so where.. what do ya do.. i need detailz... hows a devotee supposed ta be a devotee if i cant devote.. eh?

clifflandin U sound like a phyco thats been brainwashed by some crap book. Maybe I'll make a god and write a book. Pull in a few bucks 4 some crap I made up.

Originally posted by matt01
clifflandin U sound like a phyco thats been brainwashed by some crap book. Maybe I'll make a god and write a book. Pull in a few bucks 4 some crap I made up.

Someone told me the art of sarcasm was dead the other day. Unfortunately I thought they were being sarcastic 🙁

Originally posted by Starrman
Someone told me...

was it the Book of Cliff Landin' God who told you? admit it now..

Who do i make the check out to.. leme do it so i can put an end to my miserable life and accend to the hot redheads in the sky.. muahhahahhahahhaaaaa

Originally posted by matt01
clifflandin U sound like a phyco thats been brainwashed by some crap book. Maybe I'll make a god and write a book. Pull in a few bucks 4 some crap I made up.

Yeah, down with all the phycos!!