I just finished the Book of Cliff Landin', god dictated it to me. How do you know he did, you say? Well, because I just told you that he did. Now you had better get on board or you are all going to hell! If you don't come to worship my god, the god of Landin', then you are doomed. Doomed I say!!!
You can buy your way into heaven though, but make all checks payable to me.
Whats the price to get in to hev... and... can we pay more to dictate what we want.. like tons of nekid hot chicks,,, Guinnie Stout... and cheddar bacon soup.. thats all i want.. well.. sex ofcourse from the hot chicks.. no taller than 5'6" red heads w' tinny boobies and a kinky streak longer than my @$%^....
Originally posted by CliffLandinWhen does the book come out.. can i buy one.. does my purchase count twards my fee to get in to heven? Is there gunna be a church.. if so where.. what do ya do.. i need detailz... hows a devotee supposed ta be a devotee if i cant devote.. eh?
[b]I just finished the Book of Cliff Landin', god dictated it to me. How do you know he did, you say? Well, because I just told you that he did. Now you had better get on board or you are all going to hell! If you don't come to worship my god, the god of Landin', then you are doomed. Doomed I say!!!
You can buy your way into heaven though, but make all checks payable to me.[/b]
Originally posted by matt01Someone told me the art of sarcasm was dead the other day. Unfortunately I thought they were being sarcastic 🙁
clifflandin U sound like a phyco thats been brainwashed by some crap book. Maybe I'll make a god and write a book. Pull in a few bucks 4 some crap I made up.
