07 Jan '13 09:43>
The anecdotes of the Ancient Greeks are tell telling, so I share some of them with you all:
Someone said to Aristippus that the notorious courtesan Lais does not love him, but pretends that he loves him. Aristippus replied:
“Nor wine or fish love me, but I do enjoy them.”
A rich father asked Aristippus to teach his son. The philosopher told him he wanted 500 drachmas for the lessons. The father considered the amount excessive.
“With so much money”, he said, “I could buy an animal.”
“Buy it”, Aristippus replied, “so you 'll have two.”
Somebody asked his wife:
“What do you want us to do, το eat or το make love?”
“Whatever you want, however we have no bread.”
Someone said Diogenes:
“Your fellow citizens condemned you to exile.”
The philosopher replied:
“And I condemn them to stay in their place.”
When Diogenes saw a clumsy archer, he stood in front of the target, telling his fellow citizens that were looking him in disbelief:
“Oh well it's the only way to survive from his arrows.”
Diogenes sought alms from a statue. When he was asked why he was doing such a thing, he replied:
“This way I will not be disappointed by the insensitivity of the people.”
A bald citizen was calling Diogenes names. When he was done, Diogenes told him:
“I have nothing more to say but “bravo” to your hair, for they got rid of that empty skull of yours."
They were pushing Philip, the king of Macedonia, to banish a citizen who was always criticizing him severely. Philip said:
“Υou serious? You really want me to give him the chance to accuse me in other towns too?”
Someone asked Antisthenes what kind of woman would be suitable for marriage. The philosopher replied:
“It ‘s tricky; if you marry a beautiful one you will have her shared with others, and if she is ugly it will be like your punishment is imposed.”
Aristotle was told that someone insulted him. The philosopher replied:
“I don’t care at all. When I ‘m absent, he can even whip me.’
The incongruity of the characters of Socrates and his wife Xanthippe was perfectly known. So once a student asked his teacher:
“Why, Socrates, are you with Xanthippe?”
“I ‘m training. If I could manage to stand her, I could stand everything.”
😵
Someone said to Aristippus that the notorious courtesan Lais does not love him, but pretends that he loves him. Aristippus replied:
“Nor wine or fish love me, but I do enjoy them.”
A rich father asked Aristippus to teach his son. The philosopher told him he wanted 500 drachmas for the lessons. The father considered the amount excessive.
“With so much money”, he said, “I could buy an animal.”
“Buy it”, Aristippus replied, “so you 'll have two.”
Somebody asked his wife:
“What do you want us to do, το eat or το make love?”
“Whatever you want, however we have no bread.”
Someone said Diogenes:
“Your fellow citizens condemned you to exile.”
The philosopher replied:
“And I condemn them to stay in their place.”
When Diogenes saw a clumsy archer, he stood in front of the target, telling his fellow citizens that were looking him in disbelief:
“Oh well it's the only way to survive from his arrows.”
Diogenes sought alms from a statue. When he was asked why he was doing such a thing, he replied:
“This way I will not be disappointed by the insensitivity of the people.”
A bald citizen was calling Diogenes names. When he was done, Diogenes told him:
“I have nothing more to say but “bravo” to your hair, for they got rid of that empty skull of yours."
They were pushing Philip, the king of Macedonia, to banish a citizen who was always criticizing him severely. Philip said:
“Υou serious? You really want me to give him the chance to accuse me in other towns too?”
Someone asked Antisthenes what kind of woman would be suitable for marriage. The philosopher replied:
“It ‘s tricky; if you marry a beautiful one you will have her shared with others, and if she is ugly it will be like your punishment is imposed.”
Aristotle was told that someone insulted him. The philosopher replied:
“I don’t care at all. When I ‘m absent, he can even whip me.’
The incongruity of the characters of Socrates and his wife Xanthippe was perfectly known. So once a student asked his teacher:
“Why, Socrates, are you with Xanthippe?”
“I ‘m training. If I could manage to stand her, I could stand everything.”
😵