Originally posted by scottishinnz
Don't worry, I've been thinking about a benevolent god, intelligent design and the malarial mosquito alot at the moment.
I'm thinking a new hymn, perhaps one that could incorporate "each schistosome that burrows through peoples' livers" or something along those lines perhaps.
You might like this little animation from the Wellcome trust. Very nicely put together.
http://www.wellcome.ac.uk/en/labnotes5/animation_popups/schisto.html
Already (sort of) exists! The lyrics to the Monty Python song "all things Dull and Ugly", sung to the tune of all things bright and beautiful
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
AMEN.
(EDIT: if you want to hear it in its full glory http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/dullugly.mp3 )