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    I just started watching Tim Tebow take on the Steelers. Tebow just threw a touchdown even though a defender was covering him like a blanket.

    I guess it's like Pharaoh watching the Red Sea part before your eyes. Sure, you have the better equipment and men, but...............😛
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    09 Jan '12 01:16
    Originally posted by whodey
    I just started watching Tim Tebow take on the Steelers. Tebow just threw a touchdown even though a defender was covering him like a blanket.

    I guess it's like Pharaoh watching the Red Sea part before your eyes. Sure, you have the better equipment and men, but...............😛
    Before the game I was thinking through my analysis of how the NFL defensive coordinators have "solved" Tim Tebow, to post on the Sports forum.

    Now I am merely savoring the best tweet on the SI coverage site:

    "God defeats Satan in OT!"
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    09 Jan '12 01:42
    Originally posted by JS357
    Before the game I was thinking through my analysis of how the NFL defensive coordinators have "solved" Tim Tebow, to post on the Sports forum.

    Now I am merely savoring the best tweet on the SI coverage site:

    "God defeats Satan in OT!"
    I got a picture of Tebow making the touchdown signal after his last TD.

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/charlton%20heston%20as%20moses/kpstahmer/BBS/charlton_heston_as_moses.jpg?o=2

    You know, there is something about that guy that reminds me of something.
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    09 Jan '12 02:03
    Originally posted by JS357
    Before the game I was thinking through my analysis of how the NFL defensive coordinators have "solved" Tim Tebow, to post on the Sports forum.

    Now I am merely savoring the best tweet on the SI coverage site:

    "God defeats Satan in OT!"
    Sorry God plays against Satan (aka Belicheck) next week and evil will triumph.
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    09 Jan '12 04:341 edit
    Originally posted by Ullr
    Sorry God plays against Satan (aka Belicheck) next week and evil will triumph.
    Ever heard of ropeadope? It's kinda like Christ on a cross. Things may appear a certain way, , but.........
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    10 Jan '12 21:19
    So Tim Tebow, Eli Manning, and Tom Brady all show up at heavens gate as Jesus greets them on his throne. Tim gets on his knees and says how humbled he for being in his presence. Eli then pipes up and thanks Jesus for his ability and oppurtunities given to him. Then Tom looks over and says, "Um, I think you are in my seat." 😛

    Tim!!! Slay that uncircumcised Philistine on the football field!!! 😠
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    Go Tim...

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/another-sunday-miracle-tebow-connects-game-winning-80-013306463.html
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    15 Jan '12 04:34
    Oh well, Jesus didn't show up to play today. Satan advances to the AFC Championship game.
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    15 Jan '12 04:36
    Originally posted by Ullr
    Oh well, Jesus didn't show up to play today. Satan advances to the AFC Championship game.
    It's Saturday and He is Jewish afterall. 🙂
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    I think this proves once and for all that there is no god and Jesus is a fraud. You can all throw away your bibles now. The discussions on this forum have been a lot of fun. I'll miss it. Goodye.
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    15 Jan '12 05:47
    Originally posted by Ullr
    I think this proves once and for all that there is no god and Jesus is a fraud. You can all throw away your bibles now. The discussions on this forum have been a lot of fun. I'll miss it. Goodye.
    First the prophets were killed, then Christ goes to the cross, and then his followers all die a martyres death for following him and then Christians were fed to the lions etc. Is it then any wonder that Tebow met this fate? At least they didn't kill him. 😕
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    15 Jan '12 05:49
    Originally posted by Ullr
    Oh well, Jesus didn't show up to play today. Satan advances to the AFC Championship game.
    I just got reminded as to why I gave up on the NFL.

    Oh well, I guess its back to ignoring the NFL altogether. One thing is for sure, I bet they miss the Tebow ratings. They would have faired much better with Tebow winning this game than without him. 😉
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    15 Jan '12 05:58
    Originally posted by Ullr
    I think this proves once and for all that there is no god and Jesus is a fraud. You can all throw away your bibles now. The discussions on this forum have been a lot of fun. I'll miss it. Goodye.
    I'd rather think Jesus is real and there is a God. God has bigger fish to fry.
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    15 Jan '12 06:14
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    I'd rather think Jesus is real and there is a God. God has bigger fish to fry.
    The Dolphins!!! 😠
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