Jesus Was a Pothead

Yes,I have conclusive proof by deductive reasoning that Jesus smoked bud.
At the last supper Jesus gave the Apostles bread and said it was his body.Bread is baked ,and baked means stoned. 😀

Originally posted by aspviper666
Bread is [b] baked ,and baked means stoned. 😀[/b]

Cute. Keep going, though....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2633187.stm

Originally posted by aspviper666
Yes,I have conclusive proof by deductive reasoning that Jesus smoked bud.
At the last supper Jesus gave the Apostles bread and said it was his body.Bread is [b] baked ,and baked means stoned. 😀[/b]

Freaky? What is the one correct way to interpret that passage?

Originally posted by David C
Cute. Keep going, though....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2633187.stm

That's nothing new where I live .Medicinal Marijuana is legal here.

So,if Jesus smoked pot....he must have also played chess!!
I'll bet he was prone to playing sacrifices.

Originally posted by aspviper666
So,if Jesus smoked pot....he must have also played chess!!
I'll bet he was prone to playing sacrifices.

If he played chess,He maybe playing at RHP!!!

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Originally posted by aspviper666
If he played chess,He maybe playing at RHP!!!

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For a guy who died 2000 years ago, I'm surprised he moved so recently...

Originally posted by scottishinnz
For a guy who died 2000 years ago, I'm surprised he moved so recently...

Even weirder: he has three games in progress, yet ony two show up on the boards.

Originally posted by telerion
Freaky? What is the one correct way to interpret that passage?

I'm not much of a biblical scholar, but I'll go out on a limb and guess that the ancient world did not utilize "baked" in the same euphemistic manner as it is currently.

But, as a courtesy, here are the verses relative to Him giving that bread in each of the Gospels:

26While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."

22While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take it; this is my body."

19And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, "This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me."

26Jesus answered, "It is the one to whom I will give this piece of bread when I have dipped it in the dish." Then, dipping the piece of bread, he gave it to Judas Iscariot, son of Simon.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Even weirder: he has three games in progress, yet ony two show up on the boards.

It's a miracle!!!! LMAO

Praise Cheeses!!

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
the ancient world did not utilize "baked" in the same euphemistic manner as it is currently.

I got it out of "The Modern English Bible." 😛