JW's kill puppies, walk funny, & don't bathe

Originally posted by sumydid
hahahahha

Foster Brooks: Hey everyone! The sheriff's a j*BONGGGGGG*

Crowd: What'd he say?

Foster Brooks: I said.... the sheriff's a j*BONGGGGG*

Crowd: "Did he say our new sheriff is G Dubya? How dreamy!!! Yaaayyyy!!!"

Foster Brooks: NO! I said... the sheriff's a [b]JW!!!

*crowd scatters in panic, screaming and running to their h ...[text shortened]... lts *CLICK* all at the same time. Windows break and rifles barrels jut out from them*[/b]

badges? badges? we dont need to stinkin badges! 🙂

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
badges? badges? we dont need to stinkin badges! 🙂

LOL!

😀

Slim Pickens: "Aw hell... someone go back and get a s**tload a' denariuses!"

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
... an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

I don't understand that part of the sentence, can you explain in other words?

Originally posted by lolof
I don't understand that part of the sentence, can you explain in other words?

It's nonsensical authentic frontier gibberish.

Originally posted by sumydid
hahahahha

Foster Brooks: Hey everyone! The sheriff's a j*BONGGGGGG*

Crowd: What'd he say?

Foster Brooks: I said.... the sheriff's a j*BONGGGGG*

Crowd: "Did he say our new sheriff is G Dubya? How dreamy!!! Yaaayyyy!!!"

Foster Brooks: NO! I said... the sheriff's a [b]JW!!!

*crowd scatters in panic, screaming and running to their h ...[text shortened]... lts *CLICK* all at the same time. Windows break and rifles barrels jut out from them*[/b]

We could start calling JW's Jiggers.

Robbie: "Now where did all the Christian women go?"