1. Standard membersumydid
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    19 Nov '11 02:574 edits
    I figured... while we're at it....
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    19 Nov '11 03:00
    This is fun!

    It's like Blazing Saddles... except the sheriff's a JW! 😲
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    19 Nov '11 03:01
    Madelyne Kahn: It's twoooooo! It's TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! OHHHHhhhh Wobbie!
  4. Standard memberRJHinds
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    19 Nov '11 03:091 edit
    Originally posted by sumydid
    Madelyne Kahn: It's twoooooo! It's TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! OHHHHhhhh Wobbie!
    Watch out for the British JW's. They may not be trustworthy.
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    19 Nov '11 03:12
    Robbie: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

    (women stare, bug-eyed, fanning themselves, and shield their children's eyes)

    Robbie: "What's the problem? It's just some Watchtower pamphlets. Here, pass these around...."

    😀
  6. Standard memberRJHinds
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    19 Nov '11 03:21
    Originally posted by sumydid
    Robbie: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

    (women stare, bug-eyed, fanning themselves, and shield their children's eyes)

    Robbie: "What's the problem? It's just some Watchtower pamphlets. Here, pass these around...."

    😀
    Good one. 😀
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    19 Nov '11 03:21
    And when they die, if they were good enough, God will resurrect them.
  8. Standard memberRJHinds
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    19 Nov '11 03:23
    Originally posted by josephw
    And when they die, if they were good enough, God will resurrect them.
    Yeah, if they have passed out enough Watchtower pamphlets.
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    19 Nov '11 03:31
    they have shifty eyes, small hands and smell of cabbage.
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    They pick fleas off each other in public.
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    19 Nov '11 03:41
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    Yeah, if they have passed out enough Watchtower pamphlets.
    But not down on the seedier side of town.
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    19 Nov '11 03:531 edit
    They don't all smell of cabbage.

    I met one that smelled of horseradish, once.
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    19 Nov '11 04:27
    Originally posted by sumydid
    This is fun!

    It's like Blazing Saddles... except the sheriff's a JW! 😲
    I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
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    19 Nov '11 04:36
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
    hahahahha

    Foster Brooks: Hey everyone! The sheriff's a j*BONGGGGGG*

    Crowd: What'd he say?

    Foster Brooks: I said.... the sheriff's a j*BONGGGGG*

    Crowd: "Did he say our new sheriff is G Dubya? How dreamy!!! Yaaayyyy!!!"

    Foster Brooks: NO! I said... the sheriff's a JW!!!

    *crowd scatters in panic, screaming and running to their homes... the dead bolts *CLICK* all at the same time. Windows break and rifles barrels jut out from them*
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    19 Nov '11 05:04
    Originally posted by sumydid
    They don't all smell of cabbage.

    I met one that smelled of horseradish, once.
    eh. it's in the same family.
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