JW's kill puppies, walk funny, & don't bathe

I figured... while we're at it....

This is fun!

It's like Blazing Saddles... except the sheriff's a JW! 😲

Madelyne Kahn: It's twoooooo! It's TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! OHHHHhhhh Wobbie!

Originally posted by sumydid
Madelyne Kahn: It's twoooooo! It's TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! OHHHHhhhh Wobbie!

Robbie: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

(women stare, bug-eyed, fanning themselves, and shield their children's eyes)

Robbie: "What's the problem? It's just some Watchtower pamphlets. Here, pass these around...."

😀

Originally posted by sumydid
Robbie: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

(women stare, bug-eyed, fanning themselves, and shield their children's eyes)

Robbie: "What's the problem? It's just some Watchtower pamphlets. Here, pass these around...."

😀

And when they die, if they were good enough, God will resurrect them.

Originally posted by josephw
And when they die, if they were good enough, God will resurrect them.

they have shifty eyes, small hands and smell of cabbage.

They pick fleas off each other in public.

Originally posted by RJHinds
Yeah, if they have passed out enough Watchtower pamphlets.

They don't all smell of cabbage.

I met one that smelled of horseradish, once.

Originally posted by sumydid
This is fun!

It's like Blazing Saddles... except the sheriff's a JW! 😲

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

Originally posted by sumydid
They don't all smell of cabbage.

I met one that smelled of horseradish, once.