Originally posted by ChessPraxis I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Foster Brooks: Hey everyone! The sheriff's a j*BONGGGGGG*
Crowd: What'd he say?
Foster Brooks: I said.... the sheriff's a j*BONGGGGG*
Crowd: "Did he say our new sheriff is G Dubya? How dreamy!!! Yaaayyyy!!!"
Foster Brooks: NO! I said... the sheriff's a JW!!!
*crowd scatters in panic, screaming and running to their homes... the dead bolts *CLICK* all at the same time. Windows break and rifles barrels jut out from them*