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29 Sep '10 09:041 editAn interview with my friend Joe
Q. Thankyou for coming Joe, how are you?
A. Good thanks.
Q I understand that you are an atheist Joe, may I ask a few questions?
A. Yes.
Q. What is an atheist?
A. An atheist is a person who does not accept blindly, that a transcendental supreme being is responsible for all that exists.
Q. What is responsible for all that exists Joe?
A. The big bang.
Q. What is the big bang Joe?
A. A long time ago, when there was absolutely nothing, there was a big explosion, and now I live in Hollywood and drive a BMW.
Q. What actually exploded a long time ago Joe?
A. Well we don’t know for sure, but it did, and now I drive a BMW.
Q. What caused the thing that you don’t know what it was, to explode Joe?
A. We don’t know what caused the unknown thing to explode, but we know for sure that it did.
Q. When the unknown thing exploded, how did it create all the universes, with all the planets, and with all the complex life forms including us, and all the complex laws that govern the whole thing Joe.
A. Well being a scientist myself, I discussed this very question with my buddy scientist friends, and we all agree that it was a bloody miracle, but once the miracle happened, it kept on growing and growing to this present day, and now I drive a BMW.
Q. Joe do you believe in miracles?
A. Of course not, Iam a scientist, and if I cant see it, or taste it, or hear it, or feel it, then I don’t accept it., and my buddy’s and me agreed to call it a random accident, because we are scientists.
Q. I see, so there is no way that a God could have been involved in the design and creation of everything?
A. No way, we are scientists, and we don’t believe in anything we cant directly perceive.
Q. What if there is a God and you just cant understand that Joe?
A We are scientists, and the government has given us lots of money to buy microscopes and test tubes, and so far in our laboratories, we haven’t found any evidence of this God .
Q. Joe, are you doing the right experiments to find this God, that billions of people talk of?
A Yes we are, do you think I am a fool,…we have very powerful electron microscopes, and we could not find God anywhere, and when no one was looking, I even called out to God, but he didn’t come, and that’s the decisive proof, that this God doesn’t exist.
Q. Well Joe, that’s about all the time we have today, is there anything else you want to say?
A Yes, I wish all the theists would get real, because I am a scientist and drive a BMW, and the scientists are the keepers of truth, because we have done all the scientific experiments and they haven’t.
Thankyou Joe, may we continue this later………Ok, but next time can you ask some easier questions
Q. Thankyou for coming Joe, how are you?
A. Good thanks.
Q I understand that you are an atheist Joe, may I ask a few questions?
A. Yes.
Q. What is an atheist?
A. An atheist is a person who does not accept blindly, that a transcendental supreme being is responsible for all that exists.
Q. What is responsible for all that exists Joe?
A. The big bang.
Q. What is the big bang Joe?
A. A long time ago, when there was absolutely nothing, there was a big explosion, and now I live in Hollywood and drive a BMW.
Q. What actually exploded a long time ago Joe?
A. Well we don’t know for sure, but it did, and now I drive a BMW.
Q. What caused the thing that you don’t know what it was, to explode Joe?
A. We don’t know what caused the unknown thing to explode, but we know for sure that it did.
Q. When the unknown thing exploded, how did it create all the universes, with all the planets, and with all the complex life forms including us, and all the complex laws that govern the whole thing Joe.
A. Well being a scientist myself, I discussed this very question with my buddy scientist friends, and we all agree that it was a bloody miracle, but once the miracle happened, it kept on growing and growing to this present day, and now I drive a BMW.
Q. Joe do you believe in miracles?
A. Of course not, Iam a scientist, and if I cant see it, or taste it, or hear it, or feel it, then I don’t accept it., and my buddy’s and me agreed to call it a random accident, because we are scientists.
Q. I see, so there is no way that a God could have been involved in the design and creation of everything?
A. No way, we are scientists, and we don’t believe in anything we cant directly perceive.
Q. What if there is a God and you just cant understand that Joe?
A We are scientists, and the government has given us lots of money to buy microscopes and test tubes, and so far in our laboratories, we haven’t found any evidence of this God .
Q. Joe, are you doing the right experiments to find this God, that billions of people talk of?
A Yes we are, do you think I am a fool,…we have very powerful electron microscopes, and we could not find God anywhere, and when no one was looking, I even called out to God, but he didn’t come, and that’s the decisive proof, that this God doesn’t exist.
Q. Well Joe, that’s about all the time we have today, is there anything else you want to say?
A Yes, I wish all the theists would get real, because I am a scientist and drive a BMW, and the scientists are the keepers of truth, because we have done all the scientific experiments and they haven’t.
Thankyou Joe, may we continue this later………Ok, but next time can you ask some easier questions
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