13 Apr '06 15:44>1 edit
Yep, I'll admit it.
I'm God.
Sorry for playing around with all you guys on these forums for the last few months, but hey, I just love playing around with you humans - it really makes my eternity.
Still, I can't say I was being entirely nasty; I mean, I explained alot of stuff to those of you who were listening to me, and not trying to argue your own points (because, let's face it, you might be a Christian and believe in me, but I can assure you, what you're saying about the creation of the universe etc - not my point of view!). I mean, those guys in the desert didn't do too much of a bad job of the bible, but they got a bit confused really, and made a bit of a mess - too much time in the sun I think (well, I know actually - I know everything!). So, I was thinking we might have another go - what do you say? No, wait, don't tell me - I know this too. You don't believe it's really me, do you??
Oh, and I thought I should point out that atheism really is the way to go - look at me, I'm an atheist! Done me no harm. Still, what do I have to believe in? [sigh]
I'm God.
Sorry for playing around with all you guys on these forums for the last few months, but hey, I just love playing around with you humans - it really makes my eternity.
Still, I can't say I was being entirely nasty; I mean, I explained alot of stuff to those of you who were listening to me, and not trying to argue your own points (because, let's face it, you might be a Christian and believe in me, but I can assure you, what you're saying about the creation of the universe etc - not my point of view!). I mean, those guys in the desert didn't do too much of a bad job of the bible, but they got a bit confused really, and made a bit of a mess - too much time in the sun I think (well, I know actually - I know everything!). So, I was thinking we might have another go - what do you say? No, wait, don't tell me - I know this too. You don't believe it's really me, do you??
Oh, and I thought I should point out that atheism really is the way to go - look at me, I'm an atheist! Done me no harm. Still, what do I have to believe in? [sigh]