From Numbers 22:21-30:
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Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass
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Now he was riding upon his ass
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and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside
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she thrust herself unto the wall
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opened the mouth of the ass
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Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day?
Genesis 30:
14 “Please give me some of your son’s mandrakes.”
15 But she said to her, “Wasn’t it enough that you took away my husband? Will you take my son’s mandrakes too?”
“Very well,” Rachel said, “he can sleep with you tonight in return for your son’s mandrakes.”
16 So when Jacob came in from the fields that evening, Leah went out to meet him. “You must sleep with me,” she said. “I have hired you with my son’s mandrakes.” So he slept with her that night.
Originally posted by Of Ants and ImpsGod being sarcastic to Job:
= Sarcasm is the language of the devil.
“What is the way to the abode of light?
And where does darkness reside?
20 Can you take them to their places?
Do you know the paths to their dwellings?
21 Surely you know, for you were already born!
You have lived so many years!
So does this mean God is actually the devil?
"After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."
-- Matthew 6:9-13, KJV