My God is so Gangsta

My God is so gangsta, when I sit at his right hand, I'm in the passenger seat of a Bentley.

I'm sure you're funny to someone besides yourself. They'll likely be along any minute now...

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I'm sure you're funny to someone besides yourself. They'll likely be along any minute now...

Here I am! Though given that Bentley's are a quintessentially English car, if he was really gangsta it'd be right-hand drive like the originals. Hence you'd either be at his left hand, or he'd be riding shot-gun.

Originally posted by agryson
Here I am! Though given that Bentley's are a quintessentially English car, if he was really gangsta it'd be right-hand drive like the originals. Hence you'd either be at his left hand, or he'd be riding shot-gun.

Speak of the misspellers, and they arrive. With such a delectable touch of irony, they refuse to even spell their own names correctly. How quaint!

My God's so gangsta...

Damn. Can't think of an ending.

I have a ho as a buddy though. That has something to do with gangstas right?

Umm.

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My God is so gangsta, he's packin' a Tec 9 on Judgment Day.

My God is so gangsta, when he was born, the wise men just brought him gold.

My God is so gangsta that everyone praises his most blessed name whenever they receive any award.

Originally posted by kirksey957
My God is so gangsta that everyone praises his most blessed name whenever they receive any award.

My God is so gangsta, his hymns get reviewed in Vibe magazine.

My God is so gangsta that it rains Benjamins and Jacksons in times of calamity.

My God so gangsta that this is His version of the pool of Bethsada.

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My God is so gangsta, his 10th Commandment is "Thou shalt covet my spinning chrome rims."

My God is so gangsta that this is his chalice.

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My God is so gangsta, you never have to wash his feet cuz he's always rockin' a fresh pair of Nikes.

My God is so gangsta that he put legion in a pack of pit bulls and sent them to Michael Vick's place.