My God is so Gangsta

My God so gangsta that Peter's declaration "silver and gold have I none" was smitten and stricken from the sacred word.

My God so gangsta that when he returns, he's gonna come to Bermuda, the land where all the brothaz is fly and the white man waits on him.

My God so gangsta he's supportin Fred Thompson fo president.

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My God so gangsta it was providential he was born in a stable.

My God so gangsta, when the thief on the cross asked him for forgiveness, He was all like, "Bitch please! Can't you see I'm dyin' up in here?"

My God so gangsta that when Stephen got stoned it was some serious weed.

My God so gangsta everybody finds Jesus in prison.

My God so gangsta that he so richly blessed the Rahab Church of the Most Blessed Prostitute.

My God is so gangsta, if you listen on a quiet night, you can hear his subs thumpin' up in heaven.

My God so gangsta that when David popped Goliath up side the head he said, "heard of me now, biatch?"

My God is so gangsta, when he pours some out for the dead homies, they come back to life.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
My God is so gangsta, when he pours some out for the dead homies, they come back to life.

My God so gangsta he has a booty call instead of an alter call.

My God so gangsta he goes by the "O D" fo Omnipotent Daddy.

My God so gangsta the straight shall be made crooked.