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Right, that's it, I've had enough. The next time anyone even mentions any kind of god or religion, I'm gonna kill them so that they can meet their maker (or not, as the case may be...) and see if the facts are true or not. Anyway they'll be happy because they are in their heaven and not suffering here on Earth.

Come on all you Godbotherers, anyone want to say something to me? Are you all so willing to die for your faith? Why take out others with your suicide bombs when I can just chop you up and eat you, or sell your worthless body all minced up to MacDonalds?

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'if anyone wants to come to me,' Jesus said, 'he must forget self, carry his cross, and follow me. for whoever wants to save his life will lose it; but whoever loses his life for me and for the gospel will save it. does a person gain anything if he wins the whole world but loses his life? of course not! there is nothing he can give to regain his life.'

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Originally posted by c99ux
Right, that's it, I've had enough. The next time anyone even mentions any kind of god or religion, I'm gonna kill them so that they can meet their maker (or not, as the case may be...) and see if the facts are true or not. Anyway they'll be happy because they are in their heaven and not suffering here on Earth.

Come on all you Godbotherers, anyone want to s ...[text shortened]... I can just chop you up and eat you, or sell your worthless body all minced up to MacDonalds?
go ahead and chop, choppy! when i die, i'll be transported to a world where the air is marijuana smoke and i'm surrounded by beautiful, sexy, young women who all want me. and i'll drive a bmw m3. that's my heaven!

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Originally posted by nomind
go ahead and chop, choppy! when i die, i'll be transported to a world where the air is marijuana smoke and i'm surrounded by beautiful, sexy, young women who all want me. and i'll drive a bmw m3. that's my heaven!
what about a 1971 xy falcon gt, superoo phase III.
don't you like these cars?

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Originally posted by c99ux
Right, that's it, I've had enough. The next time anyone even mentions any kind of god or religion, I'm gonna kill them so that they can meet their maker (or not, as the case may be...) and see if the facts are true or not. Anyway they'll be happy because they are in their heaven and not suffering here on Earth.

Come on all you Godbotherers, anyone want to s ...[text shortened]... I can just chop you up and eat you, or sell your worthless body all minced up to MacDonalds?
God.

EDIT: Religion.

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Originally posted by c99ux
Right, that's it, I've had enough. The next time anyone even mentions any kind of god or religion, I'm gonna kill them so that they can meet their maker (or not, as the case may be...) and see if the facts are true or not. Anyway they'll be happy because they are in their heaven and not suffering here on Earth.

Come on all you Godbotherers, anyone want to s ...[text shortened]... I can just chop you up and eat you, or sell your worthless body all minced up to MacDonalds?
Dude, you may want to spend less time on the SPIRITUALITY forum if you want us religious folk to leave you alone.

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I see that woman in Tennessee has been reading my posts and took my advice.

Shot her own Godbothering Husband to bits with a shotgun.

Good girl. One less Godbotherer to worry us.

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Originally posted by c99ux
I see that woman in Tennessee has been reading my posts and took my advice.

Shot her own Godbothering Husband to bits with a shotgun.

Good girl. One less Godbotherer to worry us.
1 down, 5 billion to go.........

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Originally posted by c99ux
I see that woman in Tennessee has been reading my posts and took my advice.

Shot her own Godbothering Husband to bits with a shotgun.

Good girl. One less Godbotherer to worry us.
And what, pray, do you have against "Godbotherers"?

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Originally posted by Halitose
And what, pray, do you have against "Godbotherers"?
You have read dj and RB ,haven't you?

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Originally posted by c99ux
Come on all you Godbotherers, anyone want to say something to me?

Jesus loves you.

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Originally posted by frogstomp
You have read dj and RB ,haven't you?
Not to forget bf.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Not to forget bf.
and DF

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Originally posted by frogstomp
You have read dj and RB ,haven't you?
Yes. So?

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Originally posted by whodey
Dude, you may want to spend less time on the SPIRITUALITY forum if you want us religious folk to leave you alone.
So spirituality is the sole preserve of the religious? FFS!