No admittance.

Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

So if you thought there was a welcome one and all
inside the door of that Kingdom hall.
Better stop right there and think again.
This is higher than your ELO or your FEN.

Now I would never stoop so low as to insult
or even call their group a cult.
But it makes you wonder why so exclusive?
It's not as if I am evil or abusive.

So here's my last word to you about club 271,
it's not available to just anyone.
It is only for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.

Now we all know. Thanks.

The Instructor

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.

that's sweet.... very ..err.. sweet 🙂

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.

How exactly does one produce a 'higher' FEN?

-The Nitpicker

Originally posted by SwissGambit
How exactly does one produce a 'higher' FEN?

-The Nitpicker

So you don't recognize a higher fen?

Originally posted by sonhouse
So you don't recognize a higher fen?

Well, I suppose this fen



is higher than this one



on the page, anyway 😛

(and they say there are no conversions on this forum...)

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.

this calls for some more Jimi

YouTube

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
this calls for some more Jimi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXPWJlMVkjs

Now now, the watchtower won't like you playing the devil's music.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
How exactly does one produce a 'higher' FEN?

-The Nitpicker

Artistic licence, higher ( more important )

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Now now, the watchtower won't like you playing the devil's music.

be good Johnny

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Now now, the watchtower won't like you playing the devil's music.

Interesting. What does the WT say about rock music?

Originally posted by divegeester
Interesting. What does the WT say about rock music?

Bob Dylan wrote a song about us, he called it All long the watchtower.

Bob Dylan wrote a song about us, he called it All long the watchtower.

That was funny.

Originally posted by sonship

Bob Dylan wrote a song about us, he called it All long the watchtower.

That was funny.

Haha, you know its true.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Artistic licence, higher ( more important )

Your artistic license is hereby revoked. 😛