1. Dublin Ireland
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    06 Jun '13 00:11
    Robbie won't let me join his club.
    I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
    I was not given the secret knock.
    He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

    Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
    of woe and sorrow in every detail.
    From salvation I have been barred.
    He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

    So if you thought there was a welcome one and all
    inside the door of that Kingdom hall.
    Better stop right there and think again.
    This is higher than your ELO or your FEN.

    Now I would never stoop so low as to insult
    or even call their group a cult.
    But it makes you wonder why so exclusive?
    It's not as if I am evil or abusive.

    So here's my last word to you about club 271,
    it's not available to just anyone.
    It is only for the Watchtower girls and boys.
    Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
  2. Standard memberRJHinds
    The Near Genius
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    06 Jun '13 00:43
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Robbie won't let me join his club.
    I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
    I was not given the secret knock.
    He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

    Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
    of woe and sorrow in every detail.
    From salvation I have been barred.
    He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

    So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
    Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
    Now we all know. Thanks.

    The Instructor
  3. Standard memberkaroly aczel
    the Devil himself
    Brisbane,QLD
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    06 Jun '13 23:17
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Robbie won't let me join his club.
    I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
    I was not given the secret knock.
    He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

    Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
    of woe and sorrow in every detail.
    From salvation I have been barred.
    He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

    So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
    Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
    that's sweet.... very ..err.. sweet 🙂
  4. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    06 Jun '13 23:45
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Robbie won't let me join his club.
    I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
    I was not given the secret knock.
    He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

    Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
    of woe and sorrow in every detail.
    From salvation I have been barred.
    He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

    So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
    Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
    How exactly does one produce a 'higher' FEN?

    -The Nitpicker
  5. Subscribersonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    slatington, pa, usa
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    07 Jun '13 00:02
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    How exactly does one produce a 'higher' FEN?

    -The Nitpicker
    So you don't recognize a higher fen?
  6. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    07 Jun '13 00:21
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    So you don't recognize a higher fen?
    Well, I suppose this fen



    is higher than this one



    on the page, anyway 😛

    (and they say there are no conversions on this forum...)
  7. Account suspended
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    07 Jun '13 08:00
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Robbie won't let me join his club.
    I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
    I was not given the secret knock.
    He's afraid the boat I'll rock.

    Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
    of woe and sorrow in every detail.
    From salvation I have been barred.
    He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.

    So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
    Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
    this calls for some more Jimi

    YouTube
  8. Dublin Ireland
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    07 Jun '13 11:03
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    this calls for some more Jimi

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXPWJlMVkjs
    Now now, the watchtower won't like you playing the devil's music.
  9. Dublin Ireland
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    07 Jun '13 11:04
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    How exactly does one produce a 'higher' FEN?

    -The Nitpicker
    Artistic licence, higher ( more important )
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    07 Jun '13 15:56
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Now now, the watchtower won't like you playing the devil's music.
    be good Johnny
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    07 Jun '13 19:43
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Now now, the watchtower won't like you playing the devil's music.
    Interesting. What does the WT say about rock music?
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    07 Jun '13 20:23
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Interesting. What does the WT say about rock music?
    Bob Dylan wrote a song about us, he called it All long the watchtower.
  13. Standard membersonship
    the corrected one.
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    08 Jun '13 10:381 edit
    Bob Dylan wrote a song about us, he called it All long the watchtower.


    That was funny.
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    08 Jun '13 11:311 edit
    Originally posted by sonship
    Bob Dylan wrote a song about us, he called it All long the watchtower.


    That was funny.
    Haha, you know its true.
  15. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    10 Jun '13 04:10
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Artistic licence, higher ( more important )
    Your artistic license is hereby revoked. 😛
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