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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
rusell crowe does crappy kung -fu mixed with 300 slow-mo battle with a bajillion "evil people" and there is a ton of crappy cgi.


hollywood has lost its goddamn mind.
i wonder if they will show the scene where noahs and his kids start having sex so they can repopulate the earth.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
If you had said, "Noah was Jehovah's witness." I would have let you slide.

Considering that you said, "Noah was a Jehovah's witness", I only have one question... which "Jehovah"? You said "a Jehovah's" witness. So I ask you, which "Jehovah"?
sigh, ok if you are wanting to be pedantic, the actual phrase should read not, 'Noah was a Jehovahs Witness', but 'Noah was one of Jehovahs witnesses', how about that?

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
i wonder if they will show the scene where noahs and his kids start having sex so they can repopulate the earth.
I suspect the 'family values' lot would object to that, (although it's obviously
ok to have it in books, just not on film) so I suspect not.

😉

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Originally posted by Trev33
That would be 'you're'.

How can people continue to get that wrong?
In my case because it's a typo the spell checker doesn't pick up.

And when proofing your own work there is a tendency to read what you
think it should say and not what is actually there.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Noah was a Jehovahs witness, just saying.
I guess he did not pass out enough Watchtower tracts so he built the boat instead. 😛

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Originally posted by whodey
I guess he did not pass out enough Watchtower tracts so he built the boat instead. 😛
No he witnessed to others about God for forty years, the whole point of the Ark was that it served as a witness.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
i wonder if they will show the scene where noahs and his kids start having sex so they can repopulate the earth.
hermione is one of the kids.



i'm just sayin.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Noah was a Jehovahs witness, just saying.
He was an " I AM" witness

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Originally posted by RBHILL
He was an " I AM" witness
I have debated the translation of the term extensively and have come to the same conclusion as Friedrich Schiller, that being, that against stupidity, even the Gods themselves contest in vain. Your text doesn't even make the slightest sense in English never mind Hebrew or Greek.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
i wonder if they will show the scene where noahs and his kids start having sex so they can repopulate the earth.
What about the scene were he is drunk as well.

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Also Adam, Eve, Cain and his brothers will be in the movie. That will be before Noah's alive of course. Noah's dad was alive when Adam die. That would have brought some great conversations.

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
rusell crowe does crappy kung -fu mixed with 300 slow-mo battle with a bajillion "evil people" and there is a ton of crappy cgi.


hollywood has lost its goddamn mind.
Hollywood had a mind?

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Originally posted by Trev33
That would be 'you're'.

How can people continue to get that wrong?
Your track is on wrong.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
i wonder if they will show the scene where noahs and his kids start having sex so they can repopulate the earth.
I want to see the part where they feed all the baby dinosaurs.