27 Sep 12
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby"Religion has actually convinced people...that there's an invisible man in the sky...who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of TEN THINGS HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO. And if you do any of those things, he's prepared a special place for you to go and suffer and scream and choke and cry, until the end of time.
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But he loves you!"
-George Carlin
27 Sep 12
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Originally posted by SwissGambitCarlin on religion, "God loves you but he needs money."
"Religion has actually convinced people...that there's an invisible man in the sky...who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of TEN THINGS HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO. And if you do any of those things, he's prepared a special place for you to go and suffer and scream and choke and cry, until the end of time.
But he loves you!"
-George Carlin
28 Sep 12
Originally posted by SwissGambitThe Holy Bible differs from George Carlin for the following is what is written:
Ah, so you've seen it. Great stuff, isn't it?
Behold, to the Lord your God belong heaven and the highest heavens, the earth and all that is in it.
(Deuteronomy 10:14 NASB).
For by Him all things were created, both in the heavens and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things have been created through Him and for Him.
(Colossians 1:16 NASB).
THE LORD GOD SAYS:
“For every beast of the forest is Mine,
The cattle on a thousand hills.
“I know every bird of the mountains,
And everything that moves in the field is Mine.
“If I were hungry I would not tell you,
For the world is Mine, and all it contains.
(Psalm 50:10-12 NASB)
“Who has given to Me that I should repay him?
Whatever is under the whole heaven is Mine.
(Job 41:11 NASB)
‘The silver is Mine and the gold is Mine,’ declares the Lord of hosts.
(Haggai 2:8 NASB).
Great stuff, isn't it?