Poo of Jesus: Where are the relics?

Originally posted by Nargaguna
Perhaps the Gnostics were right after all. They believed Jesus was a phantom so he would have expelled only Phantom Poo.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Poo of the Pope nick nacks will sell like hot cakes.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
We have pieces of the cross, blood, shrouds, spear heads, chalices, thorny crowns and a host of other Holy Relics. Yet, what I can only presume to be the most prevalent Holy Relic, Jesus's poop, is not represented. At an average of 1lb per day, we're talking a very significant amount of Holy Poo. Surely some of it was gathered and fashioned into Holy Relics and yet I can find no reference to the Poo of Jesus every being collected.