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    09 Jul '05 19:48
    I know some people say it's just a TV show. But still, Batman and Robin are in a seriously bad situation. Penguin captured them with his umbrella field. He sprayed them with green gas and now he's got them in a vacuum tank, and the pressure is dropping right down to zero. I mean, even if they are 'just' actors, this seems like a really hazardous stunt. Pray, won't you?
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    09 Jul '05 20:25
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac
    I know some people say it's just a TV show. But still, Batman and Robin are in a seriously bad situation. Penguin captured them with his umbrella field. He sprayed them with green gas and now he's got them in a vacuum tank, and the pressure is dropping right down to zero. I mean, even if they are 'just' actors, this seems like a really hazardous stunt. Pray, won't you?
    Prayer changes things. Praise God that Jackie Chan is still alive.
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    09 Jul '05 20:32
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac
    I know some people say it's just a TV show. But still, Batman and Robin are in a seriously bad situation. Penguin captured them with his umbrella field. He sprayed them with green gas and now he's got them in a vacuum tank, and the pressure is dropping right down to zero. I mean, even if they are 'just' actors, this seems like a really hazardous stunt. Pray, won't you?
    Don't you realize that Batman and Robin are gay ? Batman has him a little boy toy there with that Robin kid. Who eles would wear those spandex outfits but a homosexual trying to look cute.
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    09 Jul '05 20:40
    Originally posted by buckky
    Don't you realize that Batman and Robin are gay ? Batman has him a little boy toy there with that Robin kid. Who eles would wear those spandex outfits but a homosexual trying to look cute.
    Okay then, don't pray for them. 😠
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    09 Jul '05 22:082 edits
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac
    I know some people say it's just a TV show. But still, Batman and Robin are in a seriously bad situation. Penguin captured them with his umbrella field. He sprayed them with green gas and now he's got them in a vacuum tank, and the pre ...[text shortened]... ctors, this seems like a really hazardous stunt. Pray, won't you?
    i once saw an old adam west episode (you know, BLAM! and POW! and ZOINK! and 'holy blue balls batman!' and whatnot) where batman and robin were being shot at with a fast-firing automatic rifle which housed several hundred shots. all of a sudden in the middle of the chaos, batman jumped out from behind his cover right as the gunfire ceased and proceeded to trounce the bad guys while they scrambled to reload. when robin asked batman how he knew that the chamber was empty, batman informed robin nonchalantly that he had counted all the rounds from the onset and knew that was the last one (mind you, he also had to divine from the sound of the gunfire what type of rifle it was). at that point, i gave up on praying for them because they just don't need it.
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    09 Jul '05 22:111 edit
    whoops, double post.

    so, how is everyone today? good i hope.
    isn't the weather something else today?
    read any good books lately?
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    09 Jul '05 22:21
    Originally posted by LemonJello
    ... at that point, i gave up on praying for them because they just don't need it.
    Yeah, they are good at what they do. Remember when they were camping out in the woods in a tent, and they were tuned to the classical music station in Gotham city? Batman realized that Liberace was leaving all the E-flat notes out of the Piano Concerto in F minor, and so he woke up Robin and the two of them drove in the rocket car to where the live concert was taking place. Sure enough, there was a bomb wired to that particular note in the piano. The next pianist up on stage would have been blown to bits.
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    09 Jul '05 22:21
    Originally posted by buckky
    Don't you realize that Batman and Robin are gay ? Batman has him a little boy toy there with that Robin kid. Who eles would wear those spandex outfits but a homosexual trying to look cute.
    so are you saying that gay people are not worthy of your prayers; or are you saying that gay people are immune to the effects of green gas and vacuum tanks?
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    09 Jul '05 22:23
    And does anybody think that Catwoman and Batgirl made eyes at one another just a little too often?
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    09 Jul '05 22:26
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac
    Yeah, they are good at what they do. Remember when they were camping out in the woods in a tent, and they were tuned to the classical music station in Gotham city? Batman realized that Liberace was leaving all the E-flat notes out of the Piano Concerto in F minor, and so he woke up Robin and the two of them drove in the rocket car to where the live concer ...[text shortened]... o that particular note in the piano. The next pianist up on stage would have been blown to bits.
    lol. even better. wish i had thought of that one.

    the two of them camping out together in the same tent? gee, maybe there is something to buckky's claims.
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    09 Jul '05 22:48
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac
    And does anybody think that Catwoman and Batgirl made eyes at one another just a little too often?
    When Batgirl grows up (if ever) will she be called Batwoman and later when she ages will she become Old Batwoman?
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    09 Jul '05 23:39
    Originally posted by frogstomp
    ... later when she ages will she become Old Batwoman?
    Or just the Old Bat.
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    10 Jul '05 01:37
    Best wishes Boy Wonder.

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    10 Jul '05 07:02
    Originally posted by buckky
    Don't you realize that Batman and Robin are gay ? Batman has him a little boy toy there with that Robin kid. Who eles would wear those spandex outfits but a homosexual trying to look cute.
    They're of the catholic faith. Robin is Batman's little altar boy. Pray, yes, pray very hard.
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    10 Jul '05 08:51
    Quite frankly, I have to wonder at Wayne Enterprises. With all of the high tech that batman just throws away on a near daily basis (and which he surely writes off as a business loss) I have to wonder at what kind of conditions this "hero" gives his workers. If you ask me, I highly suspect that Wayne Enterprises is probably to blame for the failing economy of Gotham city (compare to the economic powerbase of any industrial town whose factories share a common denominator in GNP, and subsequently the repercussions of such powerbase showing a pattern of actions which inherantly increases the cost of production materials). More likely than not, Bruce Wayne is cooking the books. How else can he remain in charge of such an empire while pissing away God knows how much company resources? It smells of Enron.

    The streets of Gotham always depict a clear scene of poverty in streets lined with elaborate and lavish skyscrapers, clearly inferring a complete lack of a middle class. As Wayne Enterprises is the obvious giant in the local economy, just who do you suppose is to blame for the apparent lack of jobs that pay a living wage? More likely than not, the extremely high crime rate is due to the blue collars inability to produce a decent standard of living through an honest days work. Pretty ironic. Batman is probably usually kicking the crap out of a guy he laid off last month, and could prevent much more crime than he does now if he would just stay home and increase all of his workers pay by 30%. Seriously, some hero! He fires the guy and then he hauls him off to jail when he has to turn to a life of crime to feed his family. Heck, I bet half of Batmans best villians are probably really disgruntled department managers he downsized.

    If the bastardard could just stop being so wasteful! I mean, look at the batmobile. Is that huge jet of flame coming out the back really necesary? With the price of gas these days, that must be some travel expenses write off! Not to mention the neon accent lights, the video phone, and probably half a dozen other veritably useless functions of the batmobile that cost a fortune. All on a car he totals every other movie! Oh yeah, let's not forget the expenses inherent to having a ultra-state-o-tha-art command center, half of whose functions are to simply "look cool". Does the batmobile HAVE to rise up on a rotating pillar out of the ground? Can't he just park it in a garage like everyone else? How many computers does he NEED down there? Let us not forget that this was all put into a CAVE (certainly inherantly more expensive than in a traditional structure) which sits beneath a (minimum) 100,000 square foot mansion which houses (at most, if you include both side kicks and servant) four people. Can you image what it costs to keep that place looking so immaculate? Not to mention the property taxes, my God!

    Let's face it, batman may want you to look at him like he's a real cool super hero, but in reality he is simply the most wasteful SOB on the planet who creates the majority of his citys problems.
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