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Is God punishing America for all the homos again?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Is God punishing America for all the homos again?
All good homos know that when the market is down that only means it's an opportunity to buy stock at a cheaper price.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Is God punishing America for all the homos again?
It is telling that you chose to say "the market" instead of "the free market", since it should be apparent that the latter oxymoron can no longer be maintained by anyone fortunate enough not to have been assigned to read "Atlas Shrugged" in highschool.

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Originally posted by rwingett
It is telling that you chose to say "the market" instead of "the free market", since it should be apparent that the latter oxymoron can no longer be maintained by anyone fortunate enough not to have been assigned to read "Atlas Shrugged" in highschool.
🙄 Just for my own edification, you DO or you DO NOT care for the book Atlas Shrugged?

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God damn! It looks like God is dishing out some extra wrath upon American stockholders today for what the United States did to Fred Phelps.

We need to get this whole homo thing straightened out before a brotha goes broke up in here.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
God damn! It looks like God is dishing out some extra wrath upon American stockholders today for what the United States did to Fred Phelps.

We need to get this whole homo thing straightened out before a brotha goes broke up in here.
Don't forget about God's wrath with the California fires. I think oil stocks might be a good hedge in this market. And I don't mean olive oil.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Don't forget about God's wrath with the California fires. I think oil stocks might be a good hedge in this market. And I don't mean olive oil.
Interestingly it completely avoided inner city LA I believe. I think he's only smiting the Republicans.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Interestingly it completely avoided inner city LA I believe. I think he's only smiting the Republicans.
Or illegal immigrants......

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Originally posted by SMSBear716
Or illegal immigrants......
You've apparently never been to a Home Depot in Los Angeles.

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http://www.icf-online.org/26%20September%202003.pdf

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Is God punishing America for all the homos again?
I'm not sure. This punishment might take the form of a plague of Canadians going south with their stupidly strong currency, in which case God is fighting fire with fire.