check out the following website which provides hundreds of proofs for God's existence:
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
this must be where RHP theists get most of their material, especially Arguments #11 and lucky #13.
EDIT: Argument #26 also seems strangely familiar.
Originally posted by LemonJelloLMAO! great site. 1 non-subscriber rec.
check out the following website which provides hundreds of proofs for God's existence:
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
this must be where RHP theists get most of their material, especially Arguments #11 and lucky #13.
EDIT: Argument #26 also seems strangely familiar.
Arg. 51 is one of dj2becker's favorites.
Okay, so I was intrigued and checked this out.
May own personal favourites:
72. ARGUMENT FROM INSANITY
(1) No sane person could have thought up Christianity.
(2) Therefore, it must be true
(3) Therefore, God exists.
However: ...and hmmmm....
181.
ARGUMENT FROM PRESIDENTIAL IGNORANCE
(1) If I ask God to blesserize Texas, nobody'll mess with it.
(2) Nobody messes with Texas.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
This one really hits homewith us all at InVinoVeritas:
264. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INABILITY
(1) The Bible says Jesus turned water into wine.
(2) Can you turn water into wine?
(3) No? Well there ya go.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
Others are quite demanding: Try 13, 27, 46, 57, 121 (....!), 173, 205 & 349.
Originally posted by LemonJelloWell, there you go again, LJ...goading the Christians. Will you never learn?
check out the following website which provides hundreds of proofs for God's existence:
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
99. ARGUMENT FROM OFFENSE
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.]
(3) You know what? I am offended.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
How familiar that seems...
# ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS
(1) God exists.
(2) I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
LOL
EDIT: I like the link from the site too, gives the "other side" as oft presented here
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/WhyAtheism.htm
Naked theists!
If we accept the postulate given to me by my girlfriend Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct .....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
Originally posted by widget(1) No sane person could have thought up Christianity.
Okay, so I was intrigued and checked this out.
May own personal favourites:
72. ARGUMENT FROM INSANITY
(2) Therefore, it must be true
(3) Therefore, God exists.
However: ...and hmmmm....
181.
ARGUMENT FROM PRESIDENTIAL IGNORANCE
(3) Therefore, God exists.
This one really hits homewith us all at InVinoVeritas:
264. ARGUMENT FROM P ...[text shortened]... re, God exists.
Others are quite demanding: Try 13, 27, 46, 57, 121 (....!), 173, 205 & 349.
>You sure? I can make up an entire religion! Easy! So: false proof.
(1) If I ask God to blesserize Texas, nobody'll mess with it.
(2) Nobody messes with Texas.
>Nobody messes with texas because Texas isn't worth messing with, and because the president comes from...
(1) The Bible says Jesus turned water into wine.
> Oh that's a nice one! Use a book that's supposedly from god to prove that god exists... I say the bible is written by men a long time ago when everyone still believed that the world was flat... Don't take those things too seriously! Oh and Jesus was a man and men cannot turn water into wine so the whole passage is probably just meant symbolicly. Oh and don't give me that "Jesus was the son of god"-crap because I think you guys should be proving the existance of god before you start calling people "son of god".
You can give we whatever "proof" you can think of but I'm sorry folks, there's no such thing as god! We're in this on our own, because honestly: do you really believe that there's a god out there that made a race so so messed up as man? Noooo, the devil maybe if he'd exist.
Originally posted by David CHaha! You've got to be kidding me! The worst logic ever!
Well, there you go again, LJ...goading the Christians. Will you never learn?
99. ARGUMENT FROM OFFENSE
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.]
(3) You know what? I am offended.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
How familiar that seems...
First you make an assumption and then you prove it with feelings... You should try that one in court! I'm very curious of what the judge would say. Come one, you can do better than that!
Originally posted by LemonJello1. I was going to suggest "ironic"
here's a proof that will stump you and make you a believer. admittedly, Premise 1 is a little shaky, but Premise 2 is clearly true based on recent findings:
1. If Asthereal is a complete moron, then God exists.
2. Asthereal is a complete moron.
3. Therefore, God exists.
2. But perhaps "moronic" is less likely to be misunderstood
3. Therefore, Bush exists.