1. Standard memberMexico
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    23 Feb '08 08:01
    Put this in general, decided it was better here.... No offense is intended to anyone.... and it is kinda funny.... Check out the Catholicism, Jehovah's witness and Chauvinism ones

    S**t
    # Taoism: S**t happens.
    # Confucianism: Confucius say, "S**t happens."
    # Buddhism: If S**t happens, it isn't really S**t.
    # Zen Buddhism: S**t is, and is not.
    # Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of S**t happening?
    # Hinduism: This S**t has happened before.
    # Islam: If S**t happens, it is the will of Allah.
    # Islam #2: If S**t happens, kill the person responsible.
    # Islam #3: If S**t happens, blame Israel.
    # Catholicism: If S**t happens, you deserve it.
    # Protestantism: Let S**t happen to someone else.
    # Presbyterian: This S**t was bound to happen.
    # Episcopalian: It's not so bad if S**t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
    # Methodist: It's not so bad if S**t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
    # Congregationalist: S**t that happens to one person is just as good as S**t that happens to another.
    # Unitarian: S**t that happens to one person is just as bad as S**t that happens to another.
    # Lutheran: If S**t happens, don't talk about it.
    # Fundamentalism: If S**t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
    # Fundamentalism #2: If S**t happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
    # Fundamentalism #3: S**t must be born again.
    # Judaism: Why does this S**t always happen to us?
    # Calvinism: S**t happens because you don't work.
    # Seventh Day Adventism: No S**t shall happen on Saturday.
    # Creationism: God made all S**t so how could this S**t have turned into that S**t.
    # Secular Humanism: S**t evolves.
    # Christian Science: When S**t happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
    # Christian Science #2: S**t happening is all in your mind.
    # Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this S**t.
    # Quakers: Let us not fight over this S**t.
    # Utopianism: This S**t does not stink.
    # Darwinism: This S**t was once food.
    # Capitalism: That's MY S**t.
    # Communism: It's everybody's S**t.
    # Feminism: Men are S**t.
    # Chauvinism: We may be S**t, but you can't live without us...
    # Commercialism: Let's package this S**t.
    # Impressionism: From a distance, S**t looks like a garden.
    # Idolism: Let's bronze this S**t.
    # Existentialism: S**t doesn't happen; S**t IS.
    # Existentialism #2: What is S**t, anyway?
    # Stoicism: This S**t is good for me.
    # Hedonism: There is nothing like a good S**t happening!
    # Mormonism: God sent us this S**t
    # Mormonism #2: This S**t is going to happen again.
    # Wiccan: An it harm none, let S**t happen.
    # Scientology: If S**t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
    # Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< S**t happens.
    # Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our S**t?
    # Jehovah's Witnesses #3: S**t has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
    # Moonies: Only really happy S**t happens.
    # Hare Krishna: S**t happens, rama rama.
    # Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this S**t!
    # Zoroastrianism: S**t happens half on the time.
    # Church of SubGenius: BoB S**t.
    # Practical: Deal with S**t one day at a time.
    # Agnostic: S**t might have happened; then again, maybe not.
    # Agnostic #2: Did someone S**t?
    # Agnostic #3: What is this S**t?
    # Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
    # Atheism: What S**t?
    # Atheism #2: I can't believe this S**t!
    # Nihilism: No S**t.
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    23 Feb '08 15:51
    Originally posted by Mexico
    Put this in general, decided it was better here.... No offense is intended to anyone.... and it is kinda funny.... Check out the Catholicism, Jehovah's witness and Chauvinism ones

    S**t
    # Taoism: S**t happens.
    # Confucianism: Confucius say, "S**t happens."
    # Buddhism: If S**t happens, it isn't really S**t.
    # Zen Buddhism: S**t is, and is not.
    # Zen Bu ...[text shortened]... at S**t?
    # Atheism #2: I can't believe this S**t!
    # Nihilism: No S**t.
    You left out dispensationalism.

    Ro 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
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    23 Feb '08 16:49
    Originally posted by josephw
    You left out dispensationalism.

    Ro 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
    Yeah, but that wouldn't have been funny; that would have been truth rightly dealt. Keep it up, nonetheless!
  4. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    23 Feb '08 18:02
    Originally posted by josephw
    You left out dispensationalism.

    Ro 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
    In other words, "this S**t is necessary for the greater good." Sheesh, try to keep in the spirit of the thread! 😛
  5. Standard memberMexico
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    23 Feb '08 21:20
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    In other words, "this S**t is necessary for the greater good." Sheesh, try to keep in the spirit of the thread! 😛
    nicely put I like it.....
  6. Standard memberagryson
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    24 Feb '08 21:29
    Originally posted by Mexico
    Put this in general, decided it was better here.... No offense is intended to anyone.... and it is kinda funny.... Check out the Catholicism, Jehovah's witness and Chauvinism ones

    S**t
    # Taoism: S**t happens.
    # Confucianism: Confucius say, "S**t happens."
    # Buddhism: If S**t happens, it isn't really S**t.
    # Zen Buddhism: S**t is, and is not.
    # Zen Bu ...[text shortened]... at S**t?
    # Atheism #2: I can't believe this S**t!
    # Nihilism: No S**t.
    It's like a glossary, we should ask Russ to have a link under the smilies so we can attach one of those to our posts in relation to the content of the post, it'd save a lot of typing!

    #Atheism #2
  7. Standard memberMexico
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    24 Feb '08 21:361 edit
    Originally posted by agryson
    It's like a glossary, we should ask Russ to have a link under the smilies so we can attach one of those to our posts in relation to the content of the post, it'd save a lot of typing!

    #Atheism #2
    It would make quite an effective guide to people who don't seem to know what the various religions mean.....

    I also love the Islam one: If S**t happens blame Israel.... Its kinda true....
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