Religious Jokes

Do you guys know any?

"Robbie Corrobie"

BOOM!!!

Seriously, any folks here know some good ones?

I know a little Hebrew and a little Greek.
One runs a Deli and the other a Dry Cleaning business.😉

Originally posted by vivify
Do you guys know any?

"Robbie Corrobie"

BOOM!!!

Seriously, any folks here know some good ones?

How about a riddle?

What woman in the Bible was named after her sin?

Originally posted by roigam
How about a riddle?

What woman in the Bible was named after her sin?

Frigging Fiona?

Originally posted by roigam
How about a riddle?

What woman in the Bible was named after her sin?

Delilah. means "Pining away.?

Originally posted by checkbaiter
Delilah. means "Pining away.?

The answer is found at Genesis 3:6 and Genesis 3:20.

The only woman who was named after her sin was Eve.

Originally posted by roigam
The answer is found at Genesis 3:6 and Genesis 3:20.

The only woman who was named after her sin was Eve.

Okay, I get it, she wasn't "named after" her sin. It was temporal, she received her name after she sinned.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Okay, I get it, she wasn't "named after" her sin. It was temporal, she received her name after she sinned.

Right.

Another one?

Who was the first chauffeur in the Bible?

Originally posted by roigam
Right.

Another one?

Who was the first chauffeur in the Bible?

Is this kind of like the command that the man makes the coffee?

Originally posted by checkbaiter
Is this kind of like the command that the man makes the coffee?

Genesis 3:23,24 says God drove Adam out of the Garden.

Originally posted by roigam
Genesis 3:23,24 says God drove Adam out of the Garden.

The man makes the coffee because of "Hebrews".

Originally posted by checkbaiter
The man makes the coffee because of "Hebrews".

Cute! I like that one.

Originally posted by roigam
Who was the first chauffeur in the Bible?

What is the first ice-cream parlour named in the bible?

What is the first motorbike named in the bible.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
What is the first ice-cream parlour named in the bible?

What is the first motorbike named in the bible.

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible

says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." In Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges

the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your
Storm." Possibly God favors Dodge pickup trucks because Moses' followers are warned not

to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Meanwhile, Moses rode a British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage

declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua no doubt drove a Triumph with an after market slip-on muffler because:

"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in, you got it, a

Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord.

http://forum.woodenboat.com/archive/index.php/t-76672.html

Did you know God had a brother?

1 John 4:21-5:1
And this commandment we have from Him: that he who loves God must love his brother also.


NKJV