Originally posted by wolfgang59
What is the first ice-cream parlour named in the bible?
What is the first motorbike named in the bible.
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible
says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." In Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges
the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your
Storm." Possibly God favors Dodge pickup trucks because Moses' followers are warned not
to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Meanwhile, Moses rode a British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage
declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua no doubt drove a Triumph with an after market slip-on muffler because:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in, you got it, a
Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord.