respect your enemies

I'm not sure 'envy' is too strong a word, but don't you like to hate.

Originally posted by @apathist
I'm not sure 'envy' is too strong a word, but don't you like to hate.

My pappy always used to say, "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer"

Then he winked at me and asked when I was getting married.

Originally posted by @whodey
My pappy always used to say, "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer"

Then he winked at me and asked when I was getting married.

Chances are you will like this joke as well.

The devil walk boldly into a church one Sunday morning.
Everyone fled out the nearest door in terror except for one old guy up front.
He just sat there with his arms folded.
The devil strides over and demands, "Do YOU know who I am!"
Old guy: "I know who ya are."
Devil: "Aren't you afraid of me!"
Old guy: "Naw, I ain't afraid of you."
Devil: "WHY NOT ! ! !"
Old guy: "Cause I been married to your sister for thirty-eight years."