1. PenTesting
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    06 Jan '09 01:22
    Originally posted by Nordlys
    If I need to have a sex change first, count me out!
    Forget the change, just have sex and you will speak in tongues.
  2. Standard memberbill718
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    06 Jan '09 01:44
    Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
    I have the worst head cold of all time. I also have a large mountain of work to do tomorrow. Post your prayers here, together with the intended deity. If I'm on my feet ten hours, some lucky god gets a convert.
    Sorry...I don't post my prayers, but pray in private. I hope you make a full recovery soon however!๐Ÿ˜
  3. The sky
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    06 Jan '09 01:47
    Originally posted by Rajk999
    Forget the change, just have sex and you will speak in tongues.
    I'd rather have a sex change...
  4. PenTesting
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    06 Jan '09 01:58
    Originally posted by Nordlys
    I'd rather have a sex change...
    Go ahead then... its not a difficult operation for hermaphrodites.
  5. Standard memberChronicLeaky
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    06 Jan '09 11:44
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    God of most high, give this young boy a colonic of the naso-pharangeal cavity
    That upon its release he will feel as light as Oprah in a Biafrian city
    May the drainage come down and overwhelm what is below
    Much like the waters from Moses that did in Pharoah
    Brotha, this is one prayer that's being answered. Apres moi le deluge.
  6. Donationkirksey957
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    06 Jan '09 12:20
    Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
    Brotha, this is one prayer that's being answered. Apres moi le deluge.
    Let go, my brotha , let go and let God.
  7. Playing with matches
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    06 Jan '09 16:09
    Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
    I have the worst head cold of all time. I also have a large mountain of work to do tomorrow. Post your prayers here, together with the intended deity. If I'm on my feet ten hours, some lucky god gets a convert.
    The Gods have bigger problems than your head cold. Say a prayer to a bottle of single malt Scotch and a handful of Vitamin C instead.
  8. Standard memberblack beetle
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    09 Jan '09 18:36
    Originally posted by vistesd
    Zen is one expression of nondualism; I explore others as well. Zen seems the easiest one for people to get a quick handle on...
    Zen is easy


    Evaluation of the mind is hard

    ๐Ÿ˜ต
  9. Standard memberblack beetle
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    09 Jan '09 18:38
    Originally posted by josephw
    Zen is easy?

    Wouldn't it be easier to just trust God?
    Zen is easy

    Trusting "god" is trusting Your mind

    I trust not Your mind๐Ÿ˜ต
  10. Standard memberblack beetle
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    09 Jan '09 18:41
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    The Gods have bigger problems than your head cold. Say a prayer to a bottle of single malt Scotch and a handful of Vitamin C instead.
    Glenlivet 12 and then Macallan 18









    for starters๐Ÿ˜ต
  11. SubscriberSuzianne
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    14 Jan '09 20:461 edit
    Originally posted by bill718
    Sorry...I don't post my prayers, but pray in private. I hope you make a full recovery soon however!๐Ÿ˜
    Very good. You pass! ๐Ÿ™‚

    "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

    But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

    Matthew 6:5-6
  12. Donationkirksey957
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    15 Jan '09 01:20
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Very good. You pass! ๐Ÿ™‚

    "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

    But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Fat ...[text shortened]... is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

    Matthew 6:5-6
    He may have passed but L'il CL said my prayer was the one that was answered. With a condition like his, he was the one who needed to go into the closet.
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