Schematic SF debate [open]

Schematic Spirituality Forum debate [open for further debate]:


A: The world is flat.

B: The world is an irregular spheroid.

A: No it isn't.

B: Yes it is.

A: No it isn't.

B: Yes it is.

A: No it isn't.

B: Yes it is.

A: Prove it.

B: Disprove it.

A: I asked you first.

B: The astronauts orbited the earth, they took photographs from all the continents. That proves it's round, not flat.

A: Astronauts schmastronauts. They went straight up and came straight down again.

B: How do you explain the fact that they took photographs from all the continents?

A: All the continents are on the top side.

B: Blockhead !

A: Bonehead !

B: Meathead !

A: Airhead !

B: Double blockhead !!

A: Double bonehead !!

B: Double meathead !!

A: Half an airhead !!

B: Science proves it's round: ships sail round the Earth.

A: Columbus started with 12 ships; 9 of them fell off the edge.

B: Blockhead !

A: Bonehead !

B: Meathead !

A: Airhead !

B: Double blockhead !!

A: Double bonehead !!

B: Double meathead !!

A: Half an airhead !!

B: Astronauts went to the moon and brought back rocks. How do you explain that!?

A: It's impossible to land on the moon. They landed in New Mexico. There's rocks there, too, you know.

B: Blockhead !

A: Bonehead !

B: Meathead !

A: Airhead !

B: Double blockhead !!

A: Double bonehead !!

B: Double meathead !!

A: Half an airhead !!


Go to step one, repeat ad nauseam ....