1. Subscribermoonbus
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    02 Mar '14 12:27
    Schematic Spirituality Forum debate [open for further debate]:


    A: The world is flat.

    B: The world is an irregular spheroid.

    A: No it isn't.

    B: Yes it is.

    A: No it isn't.

    B: Yes it is.

    A: No it isn't.

    B: Yes it is.

    A: Prove it.

    B: Disprove it.

    A: I asked you first.

    B: The astronauts orbited the earth, they took photographs from all the continents. That proves it's round, not flat.

    A: Astronauts schmastronauts. They went straight up and came straight down again.

    B: How do you explain the fact that they took photographs from all the continents?

    A: All the continents are on the top side.

    B: Blockhead !

    A: Bonehead !

    B: Meathead !

    A: Airhead !

    B: Double blockhead !!

    A: Double bonehead !!

    B: Double meathead !!

    A: Half an airhead !!

    B: Science proves it's round: ships sail round the Earth.

    A: Columbus started with 12 ships; 9 of them fell off the edge.

    B: Blockhead !

    A: Bonehead !

    B: Meathead !

    A: Airhead !

    B: Double blockhead !!

    A: Double bonehead !!

    B: Double meathead !!

    A: Half an airhead !!

    B: Astronauts went to the moon and brought back rocks. How do you explain that!?

    A: It's impossible to land on the moon. They landed in New Mexico. There's rocks there, too, you know.

    B: Blockhead !

    A: Bonehead !

    B: Meathead !

    A: Airhead !

    B: Double blockhead !!

    A: Double bonehead !!

    B: Double meathead !!

    A: Half an airhead !!


    Go to step one, repeat ad nauseam ....