Seance with No1Marauder

No1, if you can hear us, please tell us about the afterlife.

For a second, I thought no1 was speaking through me, but then I realized that I had only farted.

EDIT - It's amazing how identical those two a$$holes sound.

Jay Peatea goes into a trance, a strange twangy voice emerges from his mouth :-

You lot you're all chuffing cheaters, it occured to me that by the nature of the internet that you are all using computers to play chess, so I've analysis all your games and my result are 100% conclusive
1) e4 e5 100% match with fritz,
Bunch of blooming cheaters.

The voice starts to fad
You should all be band it breachs the TOS, gulp, cor blimey its hot down ereeeeeee....

Jay peatea slumps in chair

Originally posted by No1Marauder
It is tiresome to continue to go over these lies of yours. It is getting quite hot down here and I can't get any internet besides dial-up. All your posts: I read them, jerkwad. I'd say there's "overwhelming evidence" of Drama Queening in the First Degree. And continuing to post makes you a boring, pitiful, ignorant, fascist prick.

Originally posted by No1Marauder
But then again, it's an internet forum, you can't expect everyone to be as brilliant and articulate as I am.

I f**king hate this place now. People who you would have had a laugh with before, are now jumping down your throat about the smallest thing. I've been through this before. The whole place has gone downhill since I left. Reading comprehension on this site is abysmal.

Originally posted by No1Marauder
So having fun down here with all the demons. It is one of the bedrock principles of human freedom that you should be free to enter into consensual personal relationships with whomever you want you know.

You do know the difference between "insulting" and "abusive" don't you, numbnuts??

Originally posted by No1Marauder
Well, answer the question, a**hole.

So keep up your blathering about how everybody who doesn't want to be cheated is a Nazi; you're being an a**hole is old news. I won't waste further time with you; anybody simple minded enough for me to channel this well isn't worth the trouble.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.

These proceedings are closed.

whoooooooo's callllllling meeeeeee?

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Jay Peatea goes into a trance, a strange twangy voice emerges from his mouth :-

You lot you're all chuffing cheaters, it occured to me that by the nature of the internet that you are all using computers to play chess, so I've analysis all your games and my result are 100% conclusive
1) e4 e5 100% match with fritz,
Bunch of blooming cheaters. ...[text shortened]... t breachs the TOS, gulp, cor blimey its hot down ereeeeeee....

Jay peatea slumps in chair

Originally posted by darvlay
For a second, I thought no1 was speaking through me, but then I realized that I had only farted.

EDIT - It's amazing how identical those two a$$holes sound.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Two more recs to get this to the top. It deserves it.

Originally posted by GhostOfNo1
whoooooooo's callllllling meeeeeee?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Two more recs to get this to the top. It deserves it.

Bump.

And I just felt a familiar, cold, chill run down my spine...