1. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    27 Sep '05 16:59
    No1, if you can hear us, please tell us about the afterlife.
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    27 Sep '05 17:011 edit
    For a second, I thought no1 was speaking through me, but then I realized that I had only farted.

    EDIT - It's amazing how identical those two a$$holes sound.
  3. R.I.P.
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    27 Sep '05 22:08
    Jay Peatea goes into a trance, a strange twangy voice emerges from his mouth :-

    You lot you're all chuffing cheaters, it occured to me that by the nature of the internet that you are all using computers to play chess, so I've analysis all your games and my result are 100% conclusive
    1) e4 e5 100% match with fritz,
    Bunch of blooming cheaters.


    The voice starts to fad
    You should all be band it breachs the TOS, gulp, cor blimey its hot down ereeeeeee....

    Jay peatea slumps in chair
  4. Standard memberUmbrageOfSnow
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    27 Sep '05 22:361 edit
    Originally posted by No1Marauder
    It is tiresome to continue to go over these lies of yours. It is getting quite hot down here and I can't get any internet besides dial-up. All your posts: I read them, jerkwad. I'd say there's "overwhelming evidence" of Drama Queening in the First Degree. And continuing to post makes you a boring, pitiful, ignorant, fascist prick.
    Wow, I think he's gone a little insane in the afterlife.
  5. Standard memberUmbrageOfSnow
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    27 Sep '05 22:38
    Originally posted by No1Marauder
    But then again, it's an internet forum, you can't expect everyone to be as brilliant and articulate as I am.

    I f**king hate this place now. People who you would have had a laugh with before, are now jumping down your throat about the smallest thing. I've been through this before. The whole place has gone downhill since I left. Reading comprehension on this site is abysmal.
  6. Standard memberUmbrageOfSnow
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    27 Sep '05 22:39
    Originally posted by No1Marauder
    So having fun down here with all the demons. It is one of the bedrock principles of human freedom that you should be free to enter into consensual personal relationships with whomever you want you know.

    You do know the difference between "insulting" and "abusive" don't you, numbnuts??
  7. Standard memberUmbrageOfSnow
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    27 Sep '05 22:401 edit
    Originally posted by No1Marauder
    Well, answer the question, a**hole.

    So keep up your blathering about how everybody who doesn't want to be cheated is a Nazi; you're being an a**hole is old news. I won't waste further time with you; anybody simple minded enough for me to channel this well isn't worth the trouble.

    Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.

    These proceedings are closed.
    And now I can't channel him any more for now. I'm exhuasted
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    28 Sep '05 00:27
    whoooooooo's callllllling meeeeeee?
  9. Standard memberorfeo
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    28 Sep '05 03:35
    Originally posted by Jay Peatea
    Jay Peatea goes into a trance, a strange twangy voice emerges from his mouth :-

    You lot you're all chuffing cheaters, it occured to me that by the nature of the internet that you are all using computers to play chess, so I've analysis all your games and my result are 100% conclusive
    1) e4 e5 100% match with fritz,
    Bunch of blooming cheaters. ...[text shortened]... t breachs the TOS, gulp, cor blimey its hot down ereeeeeee....


    Jay peatea slumps in chair
    The channelled version is a mere shadow of the original. How oddly appropriate.
  10. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    28 Sep '05 03:58
    Originally posted by darvlay
    For a second, I thought no1 was speaking through me, but then I realized that I had only farted.

    EDIT - It's amazing how identical those two a$$holes sound.
    Two more recs to get this to the top. It deserves it.
  11. Standard memberMoldy Crow
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    28 Sep '05 06:51
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Two more recs to get this to the top. It deserves it.
    I did my share . Come on you cheap bastards , it's not like it's costing you anything !
  12. Standard memberDavid C
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    28 Sep '05 07:32
    Originally posted by GhostOfNo1
    whoooooooo's callllllling meeeeeee?
    The site admin. He's not happy, either.
  13. Not Kansas
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    28 Sep '05 11:08
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Two more recs to get this to the top. It deserves it.
    ya ya ya
    go man go!
  14. Standard memberwib
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    28 Sep '05 14:17
    Bump.

    And I just felt a familiar, cold, chill run down my spine...
  15. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    28 Sep '05 15:42
    Originally posted by darvlay
    For a second, I thought no1 was speaking through me, but then I realized that I had only farted.

    EDIT - It's amazing how identical those two a$$holes sound.
    Congratulations, darvlay. This may be the greatest quip in RHP history. I'm impressed.
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