Seance with No1Marauder

Originally posted by darvlay
For a second, I thought no1 was speaking through me, but then I realized that I had only farted.

EDIT - It's amazing how identical those two a$$holes sound.

Congratulations, darvlay. This may be the greatest quip in RHP history. I'm impressed.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Congratulations, darvlay. This may be the greatest quip in RHP history. I'm impressed.

Thanks, Cribs, but it's too bad the old fart himself isn't here to rebound.

I'm sure he's seen it and is constructing a devious and malevolent rebuttal as we speak.

Originally posted by Starrman
I'm sure he's seen it and is constructing a devious and malevolent rebuttal as we speak.

I suspect he will be arguing a POSTERIORi...

Originally posted by Starrman
I'm sure he's seen it and is constructing a devious and malevolent rebuttal as we speak.

...his own brand of FUNDAMENTalism.

Originally posted by Starrman
I'm sure he's seen it and is constructing a devious and malevolent rebuttal as we speak.

Reading this thread, I surmise that most of you disagree with No1's crusade against engine abuse. Have I misunderstood something? Do you approve of playing against engines?

Originally posted by ivangrice
Reading this thread, I surmise that most of you disagree with No1's crusade against engine abuse. Have I misunderstood something? Do you approve of playing against engines?

No, I just think he's an a$$hole. And I should know since I'm not the most pleasant-smelling orifice around either...

Originally posted by ivangrice
Reading this thread, I surmise that most of you disagree with No1's crusade against engine abuse. Have I misunderstood something? Do you approve of playing against engines?

Not at all, what makes you think that? I actually quite like him.

Originally posted by ivangrice
Reading this thread, I surmise that most of you disagree with No1's crusade against engine abuse. Have I misunderstood something? Do you approve of playing against engines?

You're far to civil and logical to be hanging around in here .

Originally posted by ivangrice
Have I misunderstood something?

I think the hard thing to grasp is that this thread--Darvlay's comment in particular--is a tribute to the late lamented.

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Snif snif snif ....... snif ......... pfuuuuuh ..............😛

Originally posted by darvlay
No, I just think he's an a$$hole. And I should know since I'm not the most pleasant-smelling orifice around either...

And there was I thinking that habituation would have inured you to the bad smell..

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Jay Peatea goes into a trance, a strange twangy voice emerges from his mouth :-

You lot you're all chuffing cheaters, it occured to me that by the nature of the internet that you are all using computers to play chess, so I've analysis all your games and my result are 100% conclusive
1) e4 e5 100% match with fritz,
Bunch of blooming cheaters. ...[text shortened]... t breachs the TOS, gulp, cor blimey its hot down ereeeeeee....

Jay peatea slumps in chair

appears to have been no1m's great good fortune to have been rehosted in an Aussie, perhaps rather farther down under than he would have wished ...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I think the hard thing to grasp is that this thread--Darvlay's comment in particular--is a tribute to the late lamented.

Indeed.

And bump.

When there are few sheep, ripe for the picking, the wolfpack turns on itself.