Originally posted by FMFWell, if you found a seedless watermelon, you’d naturally assume a seed-remover, which implies intelligent design. Of course a seedless watermelon cannot reproduce naturally, so there must be a supernatural source for their generation. Naturally-occurring watermelons with seeds would refute the necessity of supernatural intelligent design. Therefore—
What are the spiritual analogies, connotations and implications of seedless watermelons?
Anyone who believes in naturally-occurring watermelons with seeds is an atheist. The fact that I claim to have experienced seeded watermelons just confirms that I am deluded as well as godless. If I actually eat these seeded watermelons (in my imagination of course, since they are not real) and spit out the seeds, I have made an unwitting pact with Satan—sowing the false watermelons of delusion in the paradisial garden of supernatural seedlessness. Because of my sin, I will spend all eternity as a broccoli.
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Originally posted by vistesdSeedless watermelons are grown from seedless watermelon seeds and are
Well, if you found a seedless watermelon, you’d naturally assume a seed-remover, which implies intelligent design. Of course a seedless watermelon cannot reproduce naturally, so there must be a supernatural source for their generation. Naturally-occurring watermelons with seeds would refute the necessity of supernatural intelligent design. Therefore—
...[text shortened]... arden of supernatural seedlessness. Because of my sin, I will spend all eternity as a broccoli.
pollinated by bees and have very few white seeds.
-Removed-I've never had an opportunity to enter one of those seed spitting competitions.
Sounds like fun. My days of winning any type of competion is probably over
unless it is just between other senior citizens.
When I was young there was a fig-tree in my grandparents yard that I
enjoyed eating the figs. When I was in my teens, hurricane Carla hit
South Texas that caused an evacuation of some of my family members
to East Texas where we were living. The fig-tree never had figs on it
after that time.
Originally posted by vistesdBest in class award!🙂
Well, if you found a seedless watermelon, you’d naturally assume a seed-remover, which implies intelligent design. Of course a seedless watermelon cannot reproduce naturally, so there must be a supernatural source for their generation. Naturally-occurring watermelons with seeds would refute the necessity of supernatural intelligent design. Therefore—
...[text shortened]... arden of supernatural seedlessness. Because of my sin, I will spend all eternity as a broccoli.
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Originally posted by DasaContinued.....
Seeds are the givers of more watermelons.
So good deeds are the givers of good results and blessings.
In every good deed there is created the potential for more good.
I only gave half of the answer before.
So anyway seedless watermelons are the opposite to watermelons with seeds.
By not sowing seeds of good deeds persons do not receive the blessings and results they desire.