02 Sep '08 21:581 edit

Originally posted by kirksey957
I would normally disqualify this entry for being late, but anytime you hear a sermon where someone craps in their pants I'll cut you some slack.

"Crapped in his pants" was how I was going to say it, but I thought better of it seeing as it was a sermon. 😉

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crap1 Audio Help /kræp/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[krap] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, crapped, crap·ping.
–noun 1. Vulgar. a. excrement.
b. an act of defecation.

2. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. a. nonsense; drivel.
b. falsehood, exaggeration, propaganda, or the like.

3. refuse; rubbish; junk; litter: Will you clean up that crap!
–verb (used without object) 4. Vulgar. to defecate.
–verb (used with object) 5. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. to talk nonsense to; attempt to deceive.
—Verb phrases6. crap around, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. a. to behave in a foolish or silly manner.
b. to avoid work.

7. crap on, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. a. to treat badly, esp. by humiliating, insulting, or slighting.
b. to cause misery, misfortune, or discomfort.

8. crap up, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. to botch, ruin, or cheapen; make a mess of.

Well, it was a crappy sermon. 😞

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crap·py Audio Help /ˈkræpi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[krap-ee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, -pi·er, -pi·est. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. 1. extremely bad, unpleasant, or inferior; lousy: crappy weather.
2. nasty, humiliating, insulting, or unfair: What a crappy thing to say about anyone!
3. cheaply made or done; shoddy: a crappy job.

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