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Originally posted by kirksey957"Crapped in his pants" was how I was going to say it, but I thought better of it seeing as it was a sermon. 😉
I would normally disqualify this entry for being late, but anytime you hear a sermon where someone craps in their pants I'll cut you some slack.
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crap1 Audio Help /kræp/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[krap] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, crapped, crap·ping.
–noun 1. Vulgar. a. excrement.
b. an act of defecation.
2. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. a. nonsense; drivel.
b. falsehood, exaggeration, propaganda, or the like.
3. refuse; rubbish; junk; litter: Will you clean up that crap!
–verb (used without object) 4. Vulgar. to defecate.
–verb (used with object) 5. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. to talk nonsense to; attempt to deceive.
—Verb phrases6. crap around, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. a. to behave in a foolish or silly manner.
b. to avoid work.
7. crap on, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. a. to treat badly, esp. by humiliating, insulting, or slighting.
b. to cause misery, misfortune, or discomfort.
8. crap up, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. to botch, ruin, or cheapen; make a mess of.
Well, it was a crappy sermon. 😞
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crap·py Audio Help /ˈkræpi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[krap-ee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, -pi·er, -pi·est. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. 1. extremely bad, unpleasant, or inferior; lousy: crappy weather.
2. nasty, humiliating, insulting, or unfair: What a crappy thing to say about anyone!
3. cheaply made or done; shoddy: a crappy job.
Originally posted by vistesdSee what happens when you don't enter these sermon competitions? They were all so pathetic that Kirk felt it necessary to disqualify all of us!!
Why, you and me... 🙂 (Thanks for the kind comments by the way...)
Save us vistesd!! You must enter and win the next round!!!