Somebody please save my soul!

I hope there is somone on this site who can save my soul! Open to suggestions from all religous backgrounds. Just think at this stage my soul may have irreparable damage.🙁

Originally posted by setlist
I hope there is somone on this site who can save my soul! Open to suggestions from all religous backgrounds. Just think at this stage my soul may have irreparable damage.🙁

Is it because you left Ireland for the USA?

That I guess is what really made me actually notice all the problems I had,when I was at home I was always so busy that I never had a chance to pay attention but I guess its a process that happens over time!

Originally posted by setlist
I hope there is somone on this site who can save my soul! Open to suggestions from all religous backgrounds. Just think at this stage my soul may have irreparable damage.🙁

What's in it for me? How much cash we talking here?

I don't know if your trying to use humour to lighten the mood or your just being rude but this is a serious issue for me! So unless you have something to contribute please stay out of this!

Originally posted by setlist
I don't know if your trying to use humour to lighten the mood or your just being rude but this is a serious issue for me! So unless you have something to contribute please stay out of this!

If you're serious about needing your soul saved, I'd go with the old standard - Jesus.

You don't mind being saved by a black man, do you?

Originally posted by setlist
I don't know if your trying to use humour to lighten the mood or your just being rude but this is a serious issue for me! So unless you have something to contribute please stay out of this!

Have you ever considered playing with an ouija board? This is a great way to take the problem off your hands. You can take a vacation from life for a few months while a demon controls your every move.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
If you're serious about needing your soul saved, I'd go with the old standard - Jesus.

You don't mind being saved by a black man, do you?

I have no problem with who saves my soul let it be black or white or yellow pilgrim!

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
If you're serious about needing your soul saved, I'd go with the old standard - Jesus.

You don't mind being saved by a black man, do you?

Jesus was black?

Originally posted by telerion
Have you ever considered playing with an ouija board?

I believe there is a ouija board expert who frequents this forum.

Originally posted by setlist
I have no problem with who saves my soul let it be black or white or yellow pilgrim!

Why yellow? Are we such Godless heathens that we need special mention?

Originally posted by setlist
I have no problem with who saves my soul let it be black or white or yellow pilgrim!

OK. Are you sure your soul is in your body?

Originally posted by setlist
I hope there is somone on this site who can save my soul! Open to suggestions from all religous backgrounds. Just think at this stage my soul may have irreparable damage.🙁

How can I tell you how to save your soul, when I do not know what 'soul' is?

Damn it I've got to stop reading Plato.

Originally posted by Starrman
How can I tell you how to save your soul, when I do not know what 'soul' is?

Maybe all that's needed is some chicken soup.

Could Plato cook?