01 Oct '13 17:03>
......and on the 6th day God created man.
Originally posted by KellyJaySo I should say , aloud, after this fool says something crass "Bless their heart" ? (Did I understand you?)
Yes, I prefer hearing "Bless their heart" when really mean things are said.
It is a common practice that has been around forever, I agree its does
nothing to take away the meanness of the comment.
Kelly
Originally posted by karoly aczelUrban dictionary:
So I should say , aloud, after this fool says something crass "Bless their heart" ? (Did I understand you?)
Lol 😉
This particular fool would double-back from that one
Originally posted by JS357Tennessee Ernie Ford used to say ''Bless their Pea Pickin' Hearts''.
Urban dictionary:
1. Bless your heart.
1. This is a term used by the people of the southern United States particularly near the Gulf of Mexico to express to someone that they are an idiot without saying such harsh words.
2. "You are an idiot but I like you and care about you so I dont want to hurt your feelings."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bless+your+heart
Originally posted by whodey"... and God created Woman, giving her three breasts to succor her young. And God spoke, saying to her, "I have created thee as I see fit, but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe (sigh). Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?"
......and on the 6th day God created man.
Originally posted by Great Big SteesHa, creative play on words. Never thought verse addresses could be made into words. Thanks.
I put this one in a club thread and someone thought it might go over good here so enjoy.
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ ...[text shortened]... l a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
Originally posted by Great Big SteesHa...good one!
I put this one in a club thread and someone thought it might go over good here so enjoy.
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ ...[text shortened]... l a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'