Fred Phelps is a cut-up, ain't he?
·"America is doomed and cursed by God irreversibly".
·"It's too late to pray for America. It's a sin to pray for America".
·"[Hurricane] Rita is an answer to the prayers of the suffering saints of Westboro Baptist Church".
·"The Lord God Almighty killed [the people who died on 9/11], looked at them in the face, laughed and mocked at each one of them as he cast each one of them into hell".
·"Nobody that's intelligent and that fears God will fly the American flag any way but upside-down, the international symbol of distress".
·"All ye having business before this honorable [Supreme] Court draw nigh, give your attention and ye shall be heard. No, no. Draw nigh and bend over. They're gonna rape you up the butt".
·"The President of the United States gets his jollies masturbating horses". (This was a reference to Laura Bush's recollection of her husband's attempt to milk a male horse).
·"The hell with your flag. The hell with your fag army, your fag courts, your fag-run government".
·"This is the hypocritical, fag-infested, fag-run United States of America and we're supposed to respect that fag rag flag?"
·"The red on that flag stands for fag rectal blood".
·"On Pope John Paul II's watch, the Catholic Church became the church of the holy pedophiles. And sodomite feces replaced the wafer for their communion service. And Sodomite semen replaced the wine that the Pope drinks".
·"1.07 billion members of that monstrous machine called the Roman Catholic Church. Every last one of them going to hell".
He appears to be in denial over his latent homosexuality, doesn't he?
Here, in case you need some serious Sunday Mornin' Preachin' up.