thank you adam for not wearing a condom

we all need to thank adam for going against the rules of safe sex and bringing us into the world!!

Originally posted by lilnicky123
we all need to thank adam for going against the rules of safe sex and bringing us into the world!!

Hmmm... I think it is actually against many religious beliefs to practice safe sex in any way.

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Did they ever have rubber when that non existant bastard in the non existant garden of edan had his wicked way with the non existant eve?

I won't even go on about the non existant god...

Originally posted by lilnicky123
we all need to thank adam for going against the rules of safe sex and bringing us into the world!!

And even more thanks to Eve for not having an abortion!

Originally posted by chinking58
And even more thanks to Eve for not having an abortion!

After all, if Eve had aborted, God wouldn't have been able to commit infanticide later. Nothin' says 'mercy' like drowning some babies!

Praise the Lord.

Priase God and Jesus.

Originally posted by bbarr
After all, if Eve had aborted, God wouldn't have been able to commit infanticide later. Nothin' says 'mercy' like drowning some babies!

Praise the Lord.

It was not an act of mercy.

Originally posted by lilnicky123
we all need to thank adam for going against the rules of safe sex and bringing us into the world!!

and eve for not swallowing