Originally posted by royalchicken http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
It must be hard to use the toilet at the ECFR's headquarters.
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29 Nov '05 13:36
Hey Christian guys,
really come on. God pushes things down ?
And rain is Angel p.. ?
And Lightning ?
Get serious. If this d*mpsh*t is going to be taught in the US I will rest assured that we don´t have to fear intellectual competition from your country anymore.
Typical International Sales Discussion:
Seller: This is really our top of the line product.
US Customer: And how is it functioning ?
Seller: Well its a car ?
USC: SO ?
Seller: Alright there is fuel which gets compressed and then burns/explode and ....
USC: I don´t understand ? How is it functioning.
Seller: Excuse me ! I forgot that I was sellling to an US customer.
USC: I betchya ! SO ?
Seller: Allright. Allmighty god sends down Angels which push your car.
USC: Great ! I buy it.
Seller: Great ! May God be with you. Or his Angels. You don´t know Jack !
really come on. God pushes things down ?
And rain is Angel p.. ?
And Lightning ?
Get serious. If this d*mpsh*t is going to be taught in the US I will rest assured that we don´t have to fear intellectual competition from your country anymore.
Typical International Sales Discussion:
Seller: This is really our top of the ...[text shortened]... : Great ! I buy it.
Seller: Great ! May God be with you. Or his Angels. You don´t know Jack !
Hey dumbass,
The Onion is a satirical magazine. Its articles are written in the form of humour called satire. Satire is difficult to do well, and even more difficult for the less intelligent to understand.
The Onion is a satirical magazine. Its articles are written in the form of humour called satire. Satire is difficult to do well, and even more difficult for the less intelligent to understand.
Look it up in the dictionary.
That's surprising that he didn't get that. He is German after all...
"unt ve are famed for our vunderbar sense of ze humour".
The Onion is a satirical magazine. Its articles are written in the form of humour called satire. Satire is difficult to do well, and even more difficult for the less intelligent to understand.
Look it up in the dictionary.
Are you saying zat zey it not mean really? But zere are none of zese ironic smilies in the article, you know, zese: 😉 How can anyone know zat zis not serious is? How figured you it out? Or joke you? I am now so confused. :'(
That wraps it up for Einstein then...
29 Nov '05 11:23
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