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OK No jokes in the Religious Forum.
Sorry for upsetting you so.

What happened to (as in your profile);

"When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt."

Go and have a drink and lay down. 😉

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
OK No jokes in the Religious Forum.
Sorry for upsetting you so.

What happened to (as in your profile);

"When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt."

Go and have a drink and lay down. 😉
i am saying that some jokes are funny and some are not. many mysoginistic jokes aren't. this one didn't even make sense. (80% of the earth is covered by salt water which humans can't drink. but they can get fish out of it. they can navigate it and form trade routes. it has important ecological value. so suddenly, your character of god's wife is not so stupid and blonde. )

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
i am saying that some jokes are funny and some are not. many mysoginistic jokes aren't. this one didn't even make sense. (80% of the earth is covered by salt water which humans can't drink. but they can get fish out of it. they can navigate it and form trade routes. it has important ecological value. so suddenly, your character of god's wife is not so stupid and blonde. )
Misogyny has quite the motive and intent. Greenpawn made a joke, probably not in an appropriate context, but I sincerely doubt his motive was hatred or disgust or whatever.

He's already backed off, let 'im play with his pawns over in the chess forum

Edit: I'm serious about being not serious

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OK.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
God has/had a wife (Asherah) again hardly startling news.
I read about this years ago but in the pre-programme blurb on R4
they claim to have unearthed new evidence that certain bits
(the important bits) of the Bible have been altered in a drastic way
to fit the theory.
But I thought the God of the Bible was fashioned after Horus?

Can't you naysayers make up your mind and stick with the same story?

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Originally posted by whodey
But I thought the God of the Bible was fashioned after Horus?

Can't you naysayers make up your mind and stick with the same story?
12.6 million non elderly adult Americans denied or discriminated against! You know its true whodey.

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"But I thought the God of the Bible was fashioned after Horus? "

Wrong. You are not reading it correctly.

The story is all there written in ancient and verified texts.

Horus who roamed Egypt about 3,000 years before JC was the son of God.

Born in a cave to a virgin mother, attened to by 3 wisemen
who folllowed a star from the east.

He had 12 disciples, he performed miracles and raised a chap
called El-Azarus from the dead. (Lazarus??)

He was put to death and after 3 days rose up.

So the Jesus story has been copied from old legends the lads heard
when they were slaves in Egypt.

Maybe, maybe not.

Perhaps Jesus's dad and Hourus's dad are the same person, who knows?
Maybe pyramids were not to his liking so he tried again.

The formula is, a virgin birth, 3 wise men, 12 disciples and
a couple of resurections.

If you don't like that one there are plenty of others to choose from.

Zues, Oden, Aliens, One God, 10 Gods, A Giant Turlte, A Man and Wife team
(Who coverered the world with undrinkable water - why not give us gills
instead of chopping down trees to build boats and spread disease all over
the planet via the black rat and his flea.). 😉

Oh Yes and gills = The Darwin theory.

The lists is endless....take your pick....You will live forever.
('cept with Darwin. Killjoy)

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Let us not forget the Great God Mithras, Born of a virgin on Dec, 25 and who ascended into the heavens.
"Unless you eat of my flesh and drink of my blood you will not be with me in the next world" Mithras

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
strange that so many are concerned with what's not in the Bible rather than trying to understand what actually is, interesting phenomena.
Good point. My question is this: If God saw that something was left out of the Bible that he originally wanted in there and was of importance to us humans, why would he not see to it that it was put back in or not allowed to be taken out originally? Is he not capable to do that?
Sure some things have been changed as in the removal of his personal name thousands of times, but then he has also made it clear to many those mistakes and has had it corrected.

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Originally posted by ua41
Misogyny has quite the motive and intent. Greenpawn made a joke, probably not in an appropriate context, but I sincerely doubt his motive was hatred or disgust or whatever.

He's already backed off, let 'im play with his pawns over in the chess forum

Edit: I'm serious about being not serious
i didn't thought for a moment he was being serious, which is why i cited my opinion of his joke not being funny

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Originally posted by ua41
Misogyny has quite the motive and intent. Greenpawn made a joke, probably not in an appropriate context, but I sincerely doubt his motive was hatred or disgust or whatever.

He's already backed off, let 'im play with his pawns over in the chess forum

Edit: I'm serious about being not serious
Nice edit 😉

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
"But I thought the God of the Bible was fashioned after Horus? "

Wrong. You are not reading it correctly.

The story is all there written in ancient and verified texts.

Horus who roamed Egypt about 3,000 years before JC was the son of God.

Born in a cave to a virgin mother, attened to by 3 wisemen
who folllowed a star from the east. ...[text shortened]... lists is endless....take your pick....You will live forever.
('cept with Darwin. Killjoy)
I guess the sea creatures did alright during the flood

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
I guess the sea creatures did alright during the flood
No, they drowned.

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Originally posted by nook7
No, they drowned.
Lol 😀

I'm sure "god" did something to them too, like increased the water temps to kill them off too... LMFAO

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
Lol 😀

I'm sure "god" did something to them too, like increased the water temps to kill them off too... LMFAO
Only the naughty ones - the others just drowned. A little known fact is that the great flood drowned the land cause the water left the ocean - and therefore the water dwelling animals drowned due to lack of water - god hadnt told Noah to build a Submarine see.